PimpWiz would like to introduce you to Lara Green from the Blue Ridge Mountains of Asheville, North Carolina.

Lara knew from a young age that she was destined for greatness and not one to be held back by her fears has been pursuing her dreams ever since. She recently conquered her fear of heights by sky diving and her fear of sharks by scuba diving. She moved unaccompanied to New York City where she currently lives, loves, and purses her goals. Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

Lara is also a very active person। She plays numerous sports, and has played basketball for ten years and she told us to tell you that she will take you to the hole every time ;-)

Her other leisure pursuits include painting which she likes to do in her underwear.

As in that wasn't enough, Lara is in the process of getting a book of poetry published entitled “What it Feels like to be Naked” portraying the most vulnerable points of life. Recently, she has taken up Bikram Yoga and Salsa dancing.

Watch out for Lara Green cause she is coming to get cha!

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Miss New Jersey revealed some of those supposedly salacious blackmail photos this morning. Actually the photos, as must of us suspected, are a huge letdown. Mostly Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo partying with her friends.

Amy Polumbo showed the country some of the most "revealing" pics on the "Today" show, and while one shows her boyfriend chomping on her (clothed) breast and another finds her (fully clothed) legs spread wide in a limo, the rest of them (that were released) were decidedly PG. She decided to make the pics public in advance of a meeting today with New Jersey pageant officials, who will determine the fate of her crown.

The most striking trend among the photos: Amy's fixation with her own breasts. In one photo, her boyfriend is biting her left breast. ("He's being silly and immature but he's also very intelligent," she says.) In another photo her best friend from drama club grabs her breast (same breast). She must like breasts as much as we do ;-)

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Amy Polumbo, the 2007 Miss New Jersey, held a press conference to announce that she will not give in to threats and blackmail. The 22-year-old Miss New Jersey is determined not to let the blackmailer win.

According to Amy Polumbo's lawyer, Anthony Caruso, a package of photos of the beauty have been received, and the anonymous sender is asking Miss New Jersey to give up her Crown by Friday, or her pictures will be made public. Her lawyer comments that the pictures show Amy Polumbo with friends, and some of them "may have been pictures that she posted some years ago on a private web site".

Caruso declined to elaborate further, but said that the blackmailers simply try to make the pictures out worse than they really are. He didn't want to say anything else, as more pictures could arrive and change everything. The latter sparked a search frenzy on the Internet today - everyone seems to be looking for the private website hosting the scandalous pictures of Amy Polumbo. No "winners" so far.

Amy Polumbo won Miss New Jersey in June, which gave her the right to compete in the Miss America beauty pageant. Polumbo had entered and won her only other pageant appearance as Miss Seashore Line.

Ironically, when Amy Polumbo won the Crown, she said that she would like to raise more awareness and education of Internet safety issues to help protect children from cyber-predators and dangerous situations.

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It's being reported that Brody Jenner and his friend/manager planned on making Brody famous by having him date girls like Nicole Richie. Their idea was to have Brody date Nicole and get her to start eating.

"You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie To Eat. Process that sh*t, bro. You'll be, like, a f**king hero to America." ~ People

Brody's friend is completely over estimating America's love for Nicole Richie. He dropped the ball... if Brody really wanted to be famous he should have dated Brit Brit. There are a whole hosts of problems there.



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Dear Lauren,

"Reply quickly before I lose the girl I care about.
Hi i have this thing with a girl I really like. All, we ever do is hook up we never have sex just make out and things of that nature. I would really like to have a relationship with her but she says she's not sure of me because all we ever do is physical things.

I was wondering if you could give me some advice on what I can do to prove to her that I'm not just trying to get into her pants. One other problem is she has feelings for another guy who lives far away. She barely sees him they just write and talk on the phone and i was wondering if you could help me out. I really do like this girl and I care about her. I don't want to lose her...Mr.Romance"

Lauren's Reply:

Dear Mr. Romance,

Let’s start off by being honest. Even if you do really like this chick, you are a male and a human and you do want to get in her pants…I am sure pretty badly too. And whether you want to admit it or not, all that kissing and rubbing is sure to chafe even the biggest “ego.”

But you can like a girl and want to be sexual with her too; it is hard to find but those two qualities CAN co-exit in a woman, and it is not a bad thing to want to be physical with someone you care about. The trick is making her feel cared about as well and not just wanted. Women tend to think that if you try to get in her pants, that you don’t want to get in her head and get to know her. You have to prove her wrong.

The first step is, unfortunately, holding back physically, with everything from a graze of her leg, to holding her hand. Make her earn even your slightest touch; make her want to accidentally bump into you just to remember what you feel like. Women are creatures of imagination and once a girl is intrigued or left curious, she will come to you with desire and with respect– a dual win for you. Desire and respect are what make women drop their inhibitions, and most of the time, their pants.

If you are doing it right, you should be acting the same emotionally and mentally, just restraining the physical part thus making her want to be touched, and thinking “wow, he is such a great, chivalrous guy. He likes me and deserves to be with me now.” Sometimes it takes a drought to make people want rain. Sometimes it takes hunger to make someone appreciate food. Sometimes it takes no touch, being numb for awhile, to feel again.

And don’t worry about that other guy. He is on the other side of the phone line; you are on the other side of the table from her. If you are patient and make her understand your intentions through playing a little game called “hard to get,” you will be the one she keeps close by and him, far away where he belongs.

-Lauren


The PimpWiz Bottom Line: 5 Words for you....Actions Speak Louder Than Words.

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It's almost the end of the year and 2006 has been a blast. To ring in the new year we have another special Karma Foundation Event to present to you!

Their big events this year - Kandyland at the Playboy Mansion, Rockstar Halloween at Prince's old house and VIP Auto Fashion were huge successes. Now the Karma Foundation is putting on one last great event for 2006 - a spectacular New Year's Eve party – the New Year's Eve Model Mansion Ball!

The Hollywood Hills Mansion they have selected has been the site of several "A" list parties for the Oscars, Grammy's and last year’s amazing celebrity attended New Year's Eve.

This will be the second annual party, produced Karma style with some of Hollywood’s coolest people. Co-Hosting the event with Karma Foundation will be Benchwarmer, eModel Space and 944 Magazine.

There will be an official Benchwarmer model search and over 100 models to host on the night of the party.

- OPEN full bar all night until 4:00 a.m.

- Several DJ's spinning inside in the nightclub level of the mansion, upper level dance floor, patio level and outside in the VIP grotto section all night long

- Of course they will have amazing décor, swanky lounges, cool lighting, Go-Go dancers, shows and attractions happening throughout the night

We will ring in the New Year with a special champagne toast at midnight, confetti, favors and a few surprises including a celebrity host countdown.

As always, Karma Foundation will donate proceeds from the event to worthy cause, the Marconi Foundation for Kids.

The event is very exclusive with only 1,500 tickets available and space will go fast. They also have a limited number of VIP tables.

Click Here to purchase tickets - once you register you can add guests.

You will need a special invite code to purchase tickets – The PimpWiz Invite Code is: NY4444

About The Karma Foundation:
The Karma Foundation's first chapter sprung up in Los Angeles, and others are developing around the country in San Francisco, Las Vegas, and Dallas, as well as in London and Australia internationally. While many would assume that it is non-profit, Karma is actually an LLC (limited liability company) that gifts its members with networking and entertainment services.

In addition to tremendous parties, the foundation members also hold roundtable meetings to network and to discuss ways of benefiting worthy causes. Marvin Epstein, one of board of Governors of the Karma Foundation who is a board member on 5 charities himself exemplifies this initiative. The members prioritize philanthropic organizations that they believe may need support as more and more funds are diverted to natural disaster funds and the like. Members are generally successful, well-connected, good-hearted, and business-savvy. Their process to join the organization is by invitation from a founder or existing member. (For the
not-so-well-connected, one can also fill out an application and be considered for membership.)
A PimpWiz Exclusive

Labels: KarmaFoundation, Models, NYE, women

Whether you met her on MySpace.com, True.com, the 6 train heading downtown, the gym (the one time you actually made it there last week), or at the bar (the cliché option of course), the first date is inevitable, as there is a first for everything, but this first is never easy.

Between mouthfuls of sushi and chugs of your beer (to make it a little easier to talk and her a little easier on the eyes), you’re trying. You are trying to do everything at once, and nothing that seems like you are trying: Ask the right questions, nod and pretend that you are interested, if you actually are interested, think about if it means you like her, look at her, but don’t stare at her (especially below the neck, well as little as you can), smile but concentrate on not having chunks of food in between your teeth…

And it seems challenging, the first date, but you walk away thinking that you managed to pull off a successful first encounter. But the truth is more men make first date mistakes than you realize. These mistakes are often not conscious mistakes, nor do they mean you are a bad person, but they will affect your second date records, leaving you dateless, with a lighter calendar and a heavier heart.

Here are a few first date don'ts:

1. Don’t let her pay. Let’s be honest, women have moved up in the world. They are kicking ass in the workplace, making money, and leaping ahead. They have become empowered by the “Sex and the City” generation and are loving life in the fast lane more than ever. But that doesn’t mean that chivalry is completely dead. Paying on the first date is a must. It sets in a motion the gender roles and her first perception of you, which you should hope is that you are a generous and selfless person (even if you and your boys know that you are really a stingy bastard).
There is no easier way to score points without having to do more than simply setting down your credit car at the end of the meal. Even if she attempts a “credit card dual” and takes her wallet out of her purse, pay for it and beat her to signing the bottom line. If you want to be the smoothest first date you can be, give the card to the waiter either when she is not looking or went to re-apply her lip-gloss, taking the pressure off of both of you – that is pimp. Empowered women may try to go Dutch or even pay, but no matter what, Visa or Mastercard, putting out cash at the end of dinner means she may put out after dessert.

2. Walk her home. Speaking of chivalry not being dead, when the date is over, walk, cab, bus, subway, train, carry her home. No matter what your means of transportation, make sure you get her to her door. Leaving her before that means you never want to see her again, or you have a second date waiting for drinks at the bar next door. Either gets you nowhere fast. Taking her to her door shows that you care about her well-being and her safety and that you actually have an interest in spending more time with her before the evening ends. And well, the truth is, if you don’t walk her home you have no chance of hearing her say “do you want to come up for a drink?” And we all know what that drink leads to, if there even is anything to drink upstairs.

3. Don’t look at other chicks. It is one thing to order food off of a menu and then casually graze at other diners’ food to make sure your decision was a solid one. It is quite another to look at other women when you are on a first date, wondering the same thing. Even if upon meeting her you know her myspace.com picture was a complete hoax (her 4 years ago and about 20 pounds lighter), you have to give her enough respect to look at her and only her for those next 2 hours (or hour and a half if you are lucky).

And even if she is cute and you like her, try to restrain yourself from looking at the girl at the next table who is well-endowed, or the ass of the waitress with a butterfly tattoo hanging out of her pants. Do whatever you can to focus on your date. In the initial phase of dating, the first date impression is more important than anything you will ever tell her or do. So for this one short span of great, or awful time, look at that one chick, and that one chick only.

But, as dating insurance and well, for efficiency sake, always have your business card in your hand and ready to be passed off to the well-endowed girl at the next table so that when you have paid the check, and are ready to walk her home, you are already attempting to land you next first date.

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Here is a little Background info on the site's owner(not pictured in this article):

* Name: Douchebag1
* Gender: male
* Location: Los Angeles : CA

* Background Info:
He is the biggest douchebag you ever met. The problem is he doesn't get the hot chicks so maybe he is like the anti-douchebag douchebag.

This site is all about poking fun at scuzzbuckets and the women who love them.

Here are some more kennels of fun from the FAQ's:
Q: What exactly is a douchebag?

A: Good question. This is something we continually explore here at HCwD, as there is no simple answer to this query. A douchebag is not defined as simply a series of hand gestures, facial expressions, overly gelled hair or a giant Jesus bling around the neck. A douchebag is a state of mind. It is a place where men go to become scrote. Where machismo mixes with testosterone to form a foul cocktail of rank sewage that smells vaguely of cheap cologne.

Q: What are some common signs of a douchebag?

A: Extensive hair gel, upturned collar, greasy forehead, exposed chest hair, extensive bling, tribal tats, pink I-Zod shirts, fungus looking face stubble (fungle), giant sunglasses and a hat tilted at a ten degree angle are the most obvious attributes. But there are subtler ones as well. Certain faces just scream douche. There are numerous douchebag hand gestures which we have identified to target and pin down a 'bag in action. The Shocker is the most popular of these gestures, but there are others. A tendency to slam one's head into a girl, known as the 'Bag Head Butt, is also a clear giveaway. And of course anyone from New Jersey.

Q: What is "The Grieco"?

A: The Grieco refers to the early 90s b-movie actor and star of 21 Jump Street, Richard Grieco. Richard Grieco spent much of the 1990s perfecting the douchebag look with his overly quaffed hair, excessive bling, tats, and leather jacket over a wife-beater t-shirt. Grieco is the source template for the modern day Douchebag, and so he has attained exalted status on our douche shrine and scrote hierarchy. Others, like The Baio, The Tyson, the Bluntbag and The Potzie (Fez) are sources of extremely strong 'bag radiation. But none can compare to The Grieco for sheer force of douchitude and range of influence. In the 1990s the Grieco was like the Typhoid Mary of douchitude.

Q: What exactly is Cleavite?
A: Cleavite is not cleavage, and the two shall never be confused. Cleavite is the area of a woman's cleavage that is paler than the rest due to less exposure to the sun. It is all that is holy and righteous in the universe. It tempts us with what is forbidden yet subtly and coyly reveals all the hopes and dreams of a better tomorrow. Cleavite is sunshine and daisies. It is anti-douche. It promises us wonders and worlds of exploration hidden behind a thin layer of fabric. Cleavite is Manna from heaven. It also summons the douchebag like moths to electric blue light.

Q: Aren't all douchebags from Jersey?

A: While the douche force is strong in Jersey, it is not the only source of Grieco virus. Jersey Douches remain the most obvious of the mockable scumbuckets who continue to molest hotties on a daily basis, and they will always have a home here at HCwD. But we also explore the secondary and tertiary douche. The tonguebags, the handbags, the cactus heads and the smirkbags. Fratbags, gaybags and nerdbags. They all have a home here at HCwD.

Q: Why do you call yourself "douchebag1"?
A: Because I'm a bitter, drunk and angry scrote myself, and I have to double fist my bottles of Night Train when I realize how many sweet, innocent young beauties are being groped by pathetic, greased up knobs as we speak.

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Go ahead and hate Nikki Reed a little. After all, she's gorgeous, talented, and famous, and you're not dating her. But, hey, she's also a super-cool chick, so don't go hating on her too much.

Born Nicole Houston Reed on May 17, 1988 in Los Angeles, Nikki's good looks come from a Jewish father and an Italian/Cherokee Native American mother. Nikki describes herself as "mature" and "responsible", and says that she grew up quickly. So quickly, in fact, that she moved out and began living on her own at the tender age of fourteen.

Nikki's first glimpse of fame and fortune came when she and director Catherine Hardwicke (also her father's ex-girlfriend) co-wrote the screenplay "Thirteen" in just six short days. When it became clear that most teenage actresses found the role of the sexually-charged main character uncomfortable, Reed found herself in front of the camera as well as behind it. The novice actress wowed audiences with her portrayal of Evie, and "Thirteen" became an instant coming-of-age classic.

Since then, Nikki has excelled in several similar roles in smaller films, including "The Lords of Dogtown". New to her resume is a stint on the popular teen drama "The O.C", and "Mini's First Time", which hit select U.S. theaters in July 2006. Interestingly enough, Reed notes that she never particularly considered being an actress when she was younger.

Keep your eyes open for more silver screen appearances by Nikki. With brains, beauty, and another script in the works (a retro piece set in New Zealand), she is certain to continue showcasing her talents. So, just keep on loving and hating her; this girl's got enough star quality to be the Minx of every month.

A PimpWiz Exclusive By, Jennifer George

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Name: Niki Jean
Age: 21 years old
Hometown: East Hampton, NY
Occupation: Singer, Writer, Producer, Hottie

If you think you know your top 5 favorite women, think again. Make room for Niki Jean on your "sexiest women" list because she is smokin'

Niki Jean, a native New Yorker, is the hottest and freshest addition to the R&B and pop music scene. With a tight body and exotic Italian features, this talented vixen is making moves and her career is quickly catching fire.

Niki Jean's music and song-writing has been influenced by legends and luminaries such as Mary J. Blige, Aaliyah, and Brandy. Her voice is soft and soulful, her lyrics honest and her beats are contagious. She has performed in front of large audiences, opening up for Ciara and Toni Braxton at VH1's Save the Music benefit, and many New York City venues, showing off her skills and killer looks.

If you want to know who is hot, it's Niki Jean. And her music is no different. Her impact on the music industry and pop culture (and men's favorite hotties) will be made and long-lasting. She is killing them, and if you don't know, you better ask somebody.

Check out some of her songs and more pics here!

A PimpWiz Exclusive By, Lauren Weiss

Labels: Ask Lauren, Lauren Weiss, Minx of the Month, MinxoftheMonth, Music, women

Tired of the boring Macintosh OS X login screen? Seeing the same thing every time you turn on your computer can get a little monotonous.

This hack not only lets you change the text on your OS X login screen, but gives you step-by-step instructions on how to change the general appearance.

You can even replace the silver Apple Computer logo with a Lauren Weiss photo if you want.

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Birth Date: July 10, 1972
Birth Place: Barranquilla, Colombia
Occupation: Actress, Model, TV Host
Height: 5' 7"
Education: Three years of college
Quote: "This is how I've looked since I was 13 years old."

Most girls begin to turn into women by age 13. Sofia Vergara did it better than most. Much better. With a fascinating and expressive face, a lush figure, and a charming personality, the 5'7" natural blonde has all the physical equipment required of a modern media muse.

Discovered on a beach at age 17, a successful runway model at 20, the female host of a "Wild On!-type TV show in Latin America by age 23, and a major calendar babe at 26, Sofia went on to take steamy roles in a half dozen American movies, including Chasing Papi, Lords of Dogtown, and Pledge This. She also marqueed in a featured role in Hot Properties on ABC.

But there's more to Sofia than meets the eye, although what meets the eye is certainly compelling. Before her modeling and acting careers began to get serious traction, Sofia left her father's farm and spent three years studying to become a dentist -- not the province of your typical bubble-headed bleached blonde. And in interviews, her answers are thoughtful, intelligent, and -- well, let's face it -- deep.

Sofia comes from a large, well-to-do family in Barranquilla, and while she learned her way around a haystack, she was also given plenty of affection, good values, a thirst for knowledge, and ambition. As a result, she has none of the white-trash-on-too-much-crack attitude that afflicts so many celebrities. In person she's a down to earth woman with the desire to build on her current career in the public eye, and the brains and looks to make it stick.

Shuttling between Miami and Los Angeles, Sofia is making all the right moves to to maintain a normal home-life despite the demands of her career, and -- unlike many of the babelicious cuties who dot today's media landscape -- seems capable of carrying the weight even after gravity and age begin to wear away her current assets.


Sofía Vergara Filmography:
Grilled (2006)
National Lampoon's Pledge This (2006)
Hot Properties (3 episodes, 2005)
Four Brothers (2005)
Lords of Dogtown (2005)
Soul Plane (2004)
The 24th Day (2004)
Chasing Papi (2003)
Big Trouble (2002)
Many TV apearances....

The PimpWiz Bottom Line: It's refreshing when a real sexy minx has more than what's on the surface.

A PimpWiz Exclusive By Robert Moskowitz

Labels: Minx of the Month, MinxoftheMonth, women

Hi Lauren,
I dont know exactly what my problem is and I dont know if its my fault or if its the fact that women are getting more shallow and stuck up...but i am having problem with finding an attractive lady that is interested in me. I see all these stupid phone
chat lines with these extremely beautiful women whom i just think if i had her my life would be complete. I think that me being a funny and pretty smart guy who has respect for women and treats women and people as a whole with kindness and compasion.

Now, i know i am not the most attractive man around and well that is problem because i got lazy after quitting soccer and cross country in high school and just didnt do much. I have a lack of confidence in myself for this looks problem. I will be at work and a girl will come in and i wouldnt know if she likes me or if she just cant stand looking at me...till maybe after she walks out someone will tell me she was flirting with me. I guess one problem of mine is knowing when a girl is attracted to me and wants to get to know me more.

Another problem i am starting to realize is that i have no idea what to say to a beautiful woman though in my head i do. I will go over and over things when i am alone and think they are very awesome things to say and would work but then when the moment comes i freeze up and just get stuck. I can never ask a girl for her number, and when i do get her number it seems that i never know when to call her, time frame wise,and why she sometimes will neeeeever call me back or even care that icalled.

Yes i probably seem to you like a huge train wreck but you look like someone that could probably help. You being absolutely amazing all around from eyes to lips to everything, and being a girl would know about what girls want and how guys should approach the subject. i never thought i would reach a low point in my life to have to email someone i dont know about a problem that is embarrassing to even tell my best
closest friends. So if you could do anything to help me out, that would be wonderful. I dont know, i doubt having you do a personal actual help one on one would be the most out of my mind things to even bring up but i brought it up because i do best learning that way. well, whatever you can do would be awesome and you have a great website and yeah just a total dream lady. well hope to hear back.

a hopeless romantic and helpless at the moment,
Mr. Hopeless Romantic

Lauren Response:

Dear Mr. Hopeless Romantic,

There is one word that comes to mind when I hear your story, confidence. I don’t think that you understand the power in being, or even acting brave, self-assured and confident. There are so many men out there who women may not think are the epitome of “handsome,” but they walk away from speaking/meeting them and say to one another “there is just SOMETHING about him.” That SOMETHING is confidence. It is the way in which a man stands, holds himself, makes eye contact, and laughs. It is in the way he puts himself together, the way he says what he wants and means it, the way he smiles. All of this done as if he knows himself, and somehow knows/gets you already.

Women respond to men who respond to themselves, and seem to know or see a self-value whether feigned or not (most women can’t tell the difference). Assume all women speaking to you, unless she is your boss or married (and even then sometimes you can still score), are flirting with you. And then respond back with your steady gaze and knowing glances, and always listen, don’t just hear her, listen to her. Women think it is sexy when a man listens and can absorb what she is saying and what she really means.

I don’t think women are becoming shallower. I think they, and men as well, have been distracted by the glamour of our times and have forgotten what a real and substantiated relationship is about and what it should mean. Thus, we often find ourselves seeking the wrong things when looking for a significant other. Although a nice rack and tight booty can go a long way (or make you go a long time), money and beauty go away with time. Heart and charisma don’t.

You should be looking for a friendship first and foremost, because all successful love stems from that. As Ella Wheeler Wilcox said, “all love that has not friendship for its base is like a mansion built upon the sand.” Apply this to your relationship/hook-up search AND to yourself, and all will not be lost.

You need to look at the things in your life that make you proud and the aspects of your character, whether physical or not, that make you happy. Focus on those things and not the negative. None of us are perfect and none of us can honestly say that we think we are. But it is about finding a way to see your glass as half full and not half empty. You can’t truly love or see worth in someone else, before you do within yourself.

Good luck and best wishes,

From one hopeless romantic to another, Lauren

A PimpWiz Exclusive By, Lauren

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When you’re rich, it’s easy to live off of daddy’s money. Others, however, use their resources to create their own empires and separate themselves from the name that made them famous before they were even born.

Here, PimpWiz has the ten hottest heiresses that are redefining the word ‘socialite’ as they take over the nation using business savvy over status.

10. Nicky Hilton, 22.
She might be the less popular sister, but Nicky Hilton is making a name of her own behind the scenes. Instead of using her name to become most famous for doing nothing, Nicky, an heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune, is creating her own image with a handbag line, clothing company, and, most recently, a hotel chain.

9. Athina Onassis Roussel, 21.
The granddaughter of the late Aristotle Onassis (yes, as in the late Jackie Kennedy Onassis’ husband), Athina Onassis Roussel was already a billionaire by 18, having inherited $2.7 bil on her birthday simply for carrying the Onassis name. Now 21, Athina is a 2008 Olympic hopeful (for the Greek equestrian team), has received another $2 billion birthday present, got hitched to a fellow equestrian, and is currently waiting to take over the Onassis Foundation as president.

8. Georgina Bloomberg, 23.
The daughter of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is no stranger to the socialite scene. A fellow equestrian, Georgina is also a 2008 Olympic hopeful, training in Wellington, Florida in between classes at New York University. Check her out in “Born Rich”, Jamie Johnson’s documentary on the nation’s youngest and wealthiest.

7. Anna Anisimova, 21.
It’s hard to believe there’s more than one Paris Hilton out there but, at 21, Russian heiress Anna Anisimova is catching up quickly. The former model is now a student at New York University with fellow silver spooner Georgina Bloomberg, but that hasn’t stopped her from buying an uber-dope, $15 million apartment in the Time Warner Center in New York’s Columbus Circle, renting Denise Rich’s Southampton pad for nearly $600,000, or picking up Diane von Furstenberg’s $23 million townhouse in 2005. What Paris has in shoes, Anna makes up for in real estate!

6. Aerin Lauder, 36.
With the late, great Estee Lauder as your grandma, you have no choice but to be beautiful. At 36, Aerin Lauder might be the oldest heiress on the list, but she’s definitely one of the hottest. As a senior vice president and board trustee of the Estee Lauder Company, Aerin is taking over the family makeup business (her dad is the Clinique Laboratories chairman) by storm, incorporating her own style and introducing models like Elizabeth Hurley and Liya Kebede to the Estee Lauder family.

5. Holly Branson, 25.
When your dad’s so popular that London’s youth would actually elect him president next to Tony Blair, it’s hard to stay low-key. Though Sir Richard Branson’s daughter Holly has some pretty big shoes to fill, she’s taking it slowly. The heiress to the $1.6 billion Virgin empire, Holly’s choosing to study at London’s University College with the hopes of becoming a pediatrician.


4. Ivanka Trump, 24.
The Donald’s tendency to marry ultra-hot women definitely paid off. Having been cut off financially by her mother Ivana since high school, Trump’s oldest daughter Ivanka paid for everything but tuition by runway modeling. Today, Ivanka’s working in the family business as vice president of real estate development for the Trump Organization and making guest appearances on shows like The Apprentice and Project Runway.

3. Dylan Lauren, 31.
Whereas fashion guru Ralph Lauren made his name from selling clothes, his daughter Dylan is making hers from selling candy. A former art history major, Dylan’s combined her knowledge of worldwide goods and innate marketing savvy to create Dylan’s Candy Bar, a now popular store which features over 4,000 kinds of candy from around the globe.

2. Lydia Hearst-Shaw, 21.
Though Lydia’s the daughter of the infamous Patty Hearst and the great-granddaughter of late media icon William Randolph Hearst, she’s been gracing the very magazine pages her family produces as a model for designers like Louis Vuitton and Heatherette. Yet as one of the heiresses $5 billion-a-year empire, modeling is probably more of a cherished hobby than a financial necessity!

1. Amanda Hearst, 22.
Amanda and first-cousin Lydia Hearst-Shaw are making their way into the media scene as the “new Hilton sisters”, taking over for the classic duo as the new fresh faces of the heiress/model world. She also shares William Randolph Hearst as her grandfather and, as another heiress to the multibillion dollar Hearst Corporation, Amanda is also making her career the Paris Hilton way: by being hot.

Want more? The bucks don’t stop here. Keep an eye out for the future’s it-heiresses - Bill and Melinda Gates’ daughters, and Danielle Steele’s girls Victoria and Vanessa Traina, to name a few – and don’t forget our favorite old-school hottie heiress, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. That’s right, Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes is the daughter of a French billionaire in real life, but she’s best known for her acting skills – beauty and brains, apparently, does pay off!
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Although the days of SAT's are over and you are long out of school, women will challenge you on a level of difficulty no professor or teacher has ever attempted. These tests are not meant to drive you crazy, although they may, nor are they because your woman doesn't like you. It is nearly because a woman's main objective is to feel as though they are your number one priority and the most important person (if not the only person) at all times.

How do you know when you are being tested? When she asks you questions that have NO right answer; questions that no matter how you formulate a response, you are wrong; questions that have answers that will be held over your head and repeated back to you as ransom for your sanity everyday from that seemingly brilliant reply. All you can do to protect yourself from these tests is not to try to pass, nor just fail, but rather omit.

Remember those multiple choice questions on the scantron forms you frantically filled out with a number 2 pencil? Remember choice E, “none of the above?” Well, that is your saving grace. Always pick E and tell her you understand the question cannot be answered correctly. Call her bluff and give her the “I will not dignify that with a response” or the “aren’t we passed this” routine depending on where you are in your relationship.

Here are some examples of tests that women will use so that you can be ready for the test that has no right answer and make your life a lot simpler.

"Are you attracted to my friends? Who are you the most attracted to?"

Anything that starts with "would you rather" and involves her, her roommate(s), and/or any hot female celebrity.

"Do you think I have gained/lost weight" and/or "Do I look bigger/smaller to you?"

"Do you think I am cooler than I am hotter, or hotter than I am cooler?"

"Do I look more cute, pretty or hot?"

"Do you think she (meaning any living female) is hot?"

"What do you think about when you fantasize?"

"After she has a fight with her parents she calls you and says God, aren't my parents so annoying?"

"Did you think I looked better in INSERT TIME i.e. high school, college, summer of 2004, yesterday, an hour ago?"

The real answer to dealing with these tests that you can't pass, is to acknowledge just that: You can't pass them. But your reward for putting up with each one, whether it's once a week or everyday, will be getting what you rightfully deserve...and that does not involve any tests or scantrons, and you may just be able to teach her a lesson.

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With Paris Hilton’s debut CD hitting the shelves this fall, it looks like she’s finally succeeding at being famous for something other than being rich. Who ever shall we fixate over for their ability to collect recognition and a celebrity fan base without any noticeable marketable skill? Say hello to nineteen-year-old Anna Anisimov, New York’s first Russian-American princess.

Anna’s most recent exploit takes place at Denise Rich’s less-than-humble home in Southampton, which Anna sublet for the summer. The price tag for a few months of luxurious fun in the sun at Chez Rich? A whopping $550,000. She owes this pleasure to the bank account of her father, aluminum-business alumnus, Vassily Anisimov. Anisimov boasts a position as No. 67 on Forbes’s “Richest Russians” list, with an estimated net worth of $350 million.

Speaking of millions, Anna also recently bought design mogul Diane von Furstenberg’s townhouse for a cool $23 million, closing the deal with her son, whom she considers a friend. And don’t forget about her two-bedroom in the Time-Warner Center at Columbus Circle, with its modest price tag of $10 million.

These days, many Russian moguls, known as “The Ogligarchs”, are moving their families to safer locations than their homeland. London is a favorite, but New York, Florida, and Connecticut also provide relatively safe havens for the wealthy families. “They spend a lot of money on real estate because they have a lot of cash,” says one Russian. “In Russia, there is no such thing as a mortgage, and nobody trusts anybody, so people are paid up front.”

In her free time from attending Coalco business meetings and perusing expensive properties, Anna often makes the rounds with 28-year-old former real estate investment banker turned nightlife maven, Jeff Goldstein. The celebrity-studded Star Room is a favorite. While Goldstein insists that “There’s no waaay Anna’s going to turn into Paris Hilton,” he has been accused of serving as Anna’s agent in much the same that party-promoter Noah Tepperberg did for Paris. Recently, Anna was also romantically linked to Oliver Ripley, a financial analyst that worked on many Russian accounts.

Despite friends and family is high places and preternatural poise (due to her past employment as an Elite model), Anna is, in many ways, like most teenagers. In high school, she was an accomplished truant: “I would call the school and pretend I was the family secretary,” she said. The school’s headmaster allowed her to finish her senior year at home.

At her party, she flutters around a clambake at her deluxe sublet in a designer gown, channeling her nervous energy into a pack of Parliaments. When an interviewer questions her, she responds, bites her tongue, giggles, then fesses up to the tongue-biting. Her 27 -year-old sister Angelina is also in attendance, wearing Ungaro and accessorizing with blue Nat Shermans.

What can we expect to see in Anna’s bright future? Actress, clothing designer, real-estate mogul, maybe a bit of all of the above. Because, well, when it comes to money, some girls just wanna have fun, but Anna wants to get things done, too.

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It is common knowledge that you should say nice things to pretty girls that you want to bring home with you. Compliments are crucial in the first meeting and easy to come by when you haven't been around her long enough for her to annoy the hell out of you yet.

But compliments to get the girl are a dime a dozen and now, a thing of the past. A new and controversial method of picking up women has been introduced to the meat market and has become an effective method of making a girl remember you, and well, think of you quite often.

"Negging" was first coined in 2005 in Neil Strauss's Book, "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists". The "neg" is the latest addition to a first encounter with a potential mate in which you say something to her about her appearance, features, clothing, etc. that is not offensive or insulting but rather makes her question her own value to you. The point is to seem a bit disinterested in order to peak her interest.

She will be astonished that you have not fallen at her feet like every other guy in the place, and wonder what you meant by that kind-of-bold statement you just threw at her so nonchalantly with an easy smile. She knows she is hot, and so do you, but because you "negged" her she is questioning her own worth and what it is about you that makes you confident enough to not kiss her ass but rather keep her on her toes.

"Negs" also keep women who typically have social ADD in front of you that much longer. She will feel the need to re-gain her footing and prove her value to you, having conversations inspired by the motivation to make you want her. Don't be alarmed if she suddenly gets self-conscious or pink in her cheeks, she will definitely be trying to conceal the pangs of a minor hit to her ego, but have no fear. She cannot get over your coolness around her, and she knows that you have enough confidence to risk losing a hot woman since to her, it seems like you get them enough to take that gamble.


Here are some examples of quality "negs":

1. "That is such a beautiful dress. We should go out sometime and you should wear it again. I would love to see it on you properly tailored."

2. "I love your hair. Do you ever go out without those extensions?"

3. "I really like your shirt. I just saw another girl wearing the same exact one.

4. "You are so cute when you drink too much. Your right eye kind of gets a little lazy."

5. "I love watching you try to dance."

6. "God, you are so curvy."

7. "I like how your front two teeth overlap your other ones a little."

8. "Wow, you have naturally curly hair? I can't imagine that on you."

9. "I can't believe you went to school there. I totally can't see that."

10. "Do you always wear this much makeup?"

When you wrap up the first encounter, she will be sure numbers were exchanged (you will be surprised how many women after a quality "neg" will ask you for yours), and you will see/talk to her again soon. An effective "neg" is leaving your mark. She will not be able to forget what you said, and she definitely will not forget you.

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Total Request Live may not be the most happening music show on the airwaves, but VJ Vanessa Minnillo gives any red blooded male a reason to watch. This 24 year old former beauty queen is using the TRL spark and branching out to quickly becoming more than just an MTV video jockey.

Vanessa was born on an air force base in the Philippines, and spent her younger years changing schools and locations frequently, including living in Turkey for a while. At the age of 11 she was finally able to settle down and focus on her dreams of stardom. During her teen years she used her good looks and undeniable charm to take the title of Miss Teen South Carolina, and eventually Miss Teen USA. She not only won the crown, but also the award for Miss Congeniality, showing she not only has the face and the body, but also a personality to die for.

Unfortunately, the Hollywood rarely welcomes beauty queens with open arms. Vanessa got a taste of this when she competed for the job of host of the E! Entertainment series Wild On, but ultimately fell short. However, there were bigger things in her future. In 2003, just few years after her first attempt to transition into television, Vanessa beat the odds when she landed her current job as a co-host on TRL, the gig that made her gorgeous face recognizable in homes across America.

In the three years since Vanessa started on MTV she's also landed a gig with Entertainment Tonight and has been honored with a coveted slot on Maxim's Hot 100, coming in at #15. Her relationship with pop/R&B singer Nick Lachey have catapulted her star status, and at this rate she can only continue on the up and up. But for now, she's already achieved what Carson Daly could only dream of.

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