Moosenuckle...Close cousin to the CamelToe, its the outward migration of meaty mudflaps upon introduction of fabric to the crotch of your typical 'split-tail'. Actually very common in the Midwest, most likely to be found at your local club on 80's Night.

Otherwise referred to as Ninja's Foot or Yo-Yo Smuggler among other classy terms.

Labels: Comedy, Weird

This was forward to Pimpwiz and its so funny/interesting/weird that we had to show you:

"What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth."

A PimpWiz Exclusive

Labels: Comedy, Weird

Pimwiz apprently has some breaking news. "Mexican Boarders" Cartoon produced by Looney Tunes starring Speedy Gonzalez and his always under the influence cousin "Slow Poke Rodriguez" apparently were praising the use of majiaunna way back in 1962.

Slow Poke sings he odes to Marijuana is this typical and most familiar verse of La Cucaracha.

La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque le falta, porque no tiene
Marihuana que fumar.

English

The cockroach, the cockroach
Can't walk anymore
Because it lacks, because it doesn't have,
Marijuana to smoke.





Who knew ;-)

Labels: Weird

We know this is right out a scene of Minority Report but here comes the onset of new advances in internet technology. With the influx of social networking sites like MySpace and others, one designer has taken the concept of social networking to extraordinary new heights. Yanko Design is a weblog consisting of a conglomerate of designers who showcase new developments in industrial design, architecture, technology and fashion. Hideaki Matsui, a technology designer has developed a new form of communication for the technologically advanced drifter. The information ring is an ultra-modern form of interaction. Designed to resemble an average silver band, the Information Ring stores a profile of the wearer, which is basically whatever information you want to relay to others.

When in close proximity to another wearer’s ring, the jewelry operates by transmitting the information from one ring to the other creating a sort of database of stored information. Matsui states, “The more people they meet, the more information they have”. Intended for people who frequently travel and keep semi-nomadic lifestyles, the Information Ring is like an electronic business card for the tech savvy traveler.

Another benefit of the Information Ring is that there is no hassle of providing a power supply with a battery or a plug. The ring has a heat sensor and is powered simply by the human temperature. While we encourage this new technology and the way it’s changing how we communicate with the world, we still wonder how one is going to be able to keep an air of anonymity in an open realm of communication.

Let’s say goodbye to hand shakes people, and hello to the head nod. It's a Brave New World.

A PimpWiz Exclusive

Labels: 007, LaurenFairbanks, Technology, Weird

Thursday, December 14 2006
Shanghai, China
Lauren Weiss Reporting for Pimpwiz.com

If you ever thought something was out of your reach, think again.

Meet 55 year old Bao Xishun, a 7 foot 9 inch herdsman, listed by Guinness World Records as the tallest living man. Bao was called upon to leave his Inner Mongolian home today to save the lives of two dolphins who had consumed pieces of plastic from the edge of their pool at an aquarium in the Liaoning province of China.

Doctors were unable to reach the plastic in their bellies with their hands or their instruments, so using Bao’s 42 inch long arms, the plastic was removed from the dolphins, saving their porpoise lives and becoming not only the biggest man in the world, but the biggest hero as well. Thanks to Bao, we are two dolphins up and we have new reason to reach out, or in, and help someone, or some fish…

Labels: Lauren Weiss, Weird