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11.30.2007

"A Threesome to Remember" By RSJ

So, here you are. On your first date with “hot gym girl” or “cute subway chick,” take your pick, but it’s your first. You have taken the proper pre-first date preparations: A little relaxing in the bathroom, a little relaxing in your bedroom with the proper source of entertainment, and a little relaxing from Johnny Walker. And you are, so far, kind of into her, or at least into her cleavage which is out of her shirt, but you think she is not irritating which in your experience is already a win.

Three bottles of wine have been taken down and the conversation is really opening up. She is just starting to over-share and you can feel the fear setting in. She is going to ask you the infamous questions most girls ask on a first date. All questions that are far too personal, and well, that if you were honest in answering there would be no second date. In fact, if you answer these questions honestly, the first would turn into an espresso with yourself and a check that leaves you bitter and wondering what porn you are in the mood for when you get home.

So what are these questions, you ask, and how do you answer them without being honest, but while seeming like a “good guy” with integrity?

Ah, lets begin.

1. How many girls have you slept with? Let’s be honest. Guys have three numbers to answer this question. The first is the number that is by far the lowest and the number you tell your date. That is the number you must practice in front of the mirror, know the breakdown of each experience, name, base, whatever. But the key here is practice. The more you seem confident in this number the more she will believe it. Seeing really is believing so make her see it. The other number is of course the number you know is the real/right one which yes, includes all the _____s and the ____s (fill in the raunchiness here). The last number is the number you tell your boys, which is probably not too far off from the truth but maybe a bit higher depending on your audience.

2. Do you like/go to strip clubs? Hmm. Yes. You do and I do, trust me. But no girl wants to hear that on the first date. So you do the standard disgusted face, lean back in your chair and say with all of your heart, “I do if I have to, but I don’t like to go. I don’t even get turned on.” I would also throw in a few stories, as some of you may already do, about how your boys LOVE it and do awful demeaning things that you would NEVER do. Finish off your testimonial with another look of disgust and here is the line to use to make sure the subject gets put to bed (and her in your bed). Say, “Why would I need to go to the strip club when I could be around/with you?” Niceeee.

3. Are you into lesbian porn/girl-on-girl action? Again, hmm yes, and actually, so are we. But we, being women, won’t say that initially. We have to play the innocent card, at least until you pay the check, but you have to be careful with this one. This one could be a trap into getting more dirt on you, i.e. threesomes, porn/personal-time habits, asking you about other girls being hot, etc. all of which are trap questions and will get you nowhere except in the dog house and with no doggy-style. Women, by nature, are jealous creatures, and if you are wining and dining them, they are already semi-attached, whether to you or just the idea of a free meal, they are in knee deep at that point, so keep that in mind. Gently say, “Women are beautiful, especially you, but I would rather focus all of my attention just on you and making sure you are satisfied. One is better than two, when that one is you.” It rhymes so yes, memorize it and use it. You never know, she may think you are so great at that point, she may just ask her girlfriend to “join you.”

Hopefully, with your dignity intact and having avoided the three deadly first date questions, you leave the restaurant, dessert to go, cab heading back to her place to do much less talking. For now, consider it a success. But remember your answers from this crucial first night out. “Hot gym girl” may become your girlfriend and if you re-visit these subjects, be consistent, and if you aren’t, don’t blame me when she says she “feels like she doesn’t know you anymore.”

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Maison १४० - Beverly HillsWill Never Be the Same

Welcome to the Maison 140, a unique luxury boutique hotel that isn’t far from home, but resonates the culture of the Far East, and pays homage to traditional Parisian décor. An unlikely yet incredibly compatible couple, East and French meet at this 43-room retreat in Beverly Hills, CA, to create one of the most stunning and well-designed spaces.

For travelers who have an appreciation for style and innovation, Kelly Wearstler (who re-designed the space), leaves little visually to be desired. Bold and sexy colors and textures, whether you opt for a “Mandarin” styled room, or a “Parisian” one, your experience at the Maison 140 will be one of luxury and brilliance. In-room spa treatments, to designer linens and robes, imagination leads the service and living like a luminary has never been so accessible.

Bar Noir, the intimate lounge and bar in the hotel, continues the antique-modern fusion style and invites guests to enjoy signature drinks created to be true to their Eastern and French origins, and to sink down into the comfort of a refuge within a refuge.

Maison 140 has something else unique to offer. The ENTIRE property can be rented, including all guest rooms, through the end of 2007 for holiday parties and events. For a buyout of $15,000 per night, pending availability, the Maison is yours. From a 43-course dinner (43 rooms too!), to a wine and cheese tasting, anything is possible, and everything is YOURS!


This is truly is one maison not to be missed.

140 Lasky Drive (S. of Santa Monica)
Beverly Hills, CA
310-407-7767

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11.29.2007

Grey Goose had #1 party in NYC in Nov 2007

Grey Goose Vodka and Headlines & Heroes present what was voted #1 hottest party in NYC of November 2007.

Monday night, November 5th was an evening that celebrated heroes, and is now making the headlines.

Over 3,000 of the hottest people from across the world arrived at the three-floor club/lounge Pacha in New York City, to attend the "Money Makers Party" hosted by the recently launched edgy apparel company, Headlines and Heroes.





The guest list was anything but ordinary. Break-dance legend Turbo, aka Michael "Boogaloo Shrimp" Chambers, made an appearance wearing his H&H tee, and performed for the memorized crowd.It was an inspiring flashback to 1984's "Breakin" and it was clear that Turbo is still the man.

DJ Red Alert and Rob Base kept the vibe going throughout the night, and hip-hop legends Chuck Chillout and Positive K were also in the house.

The H&H party, sponsored by Grey Goose and Corzo Tequila, was on fire. Aside from the hot chicks in bikinis dancing in see-through showers in the lounge, and the break-dance showdown, the music was off the hook, and the place was packed with beautiful people.

If ever there was a reason to go out on a Monday night in the city, this was it.

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11.27.2007

Helio adds TV Guide Mobile

TV Guide and mobile content provider Helio introduced a new service offering TV show information, program listings, search functions and daily recommendations to Helio users.



Text-based program alerts can be set to remind yourself and friends of what's coming on the tube. TV Guide Mobile is available to Helio subscribers for $2.99/month, in addition to carrier data charges.


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11.25.2007

Daft Punk - "Daft Bodies - Harder Better Faster Stronger"

Daft Punk is a duo consisting of Paris house musicians Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo (born February 8, 1974) and Thomas Bangalter (born January 3, 1975).[1] The duo is considered one of the most successful electronic music collaborations of all time, both in album sales and in critical acclaim. After Daft Punk reached significant popularity in the late 1990s house movement in France, other artists such as Air, Cassius and Dimitri from Paris began to receive a similar amount of attention.

Daft Punk is also credited for producing songs that were considered essential in the French house scene. They are currently managed by Pedro Winter (Busy P), the head of Ed Banger Records.

Daft Bodies - Harder Better Faster Stronger:

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11.22.2007

Hi-Tech Thanksgiving Turkey Help

Have a habit of getting yourself in to a jam when cooking Thanksgiving dinner (USA)?

When things go wrong in the kitchen, sometimes you probably feel like running down to the closest restaurant and asking for some professional advice. Actually physically busting into a restaurant kitchen may be a little extreme, but thanks to a few websites like ChefsLine.com and Chefs.com, experienced chefs are connecting with home cooks via email and instant-messaging.

This hi-tech cooking assistance fills a growing need that has boomed recently due to the popularity of hobby cooking. Food TV shows, podcasts like Stump The Chef, and web sites are inspiring more and more people to try their hand in the kitchen. The only problem is... the average person doesn't really know how to cook anymore.

So the next time you are wondering how to cook a frozen turkey in one afternoon or why your flourless cake never cooked all the way through, professional help might be just one IM or email away. But before you start chatting with chefs online, you might want to brush up on your chatroom and IM lingo. Think I'm overreacting? Well, ROTFL TAFN NRN L8R! AAB!


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11.21.2007

Bruce Lee - TV Audition for Green Hornet

In the 1960s Lee attempted to start his acting career in America. He became famous for playing Kato alongside Van Williams in the TV series The Green Hornet which lasted for only one season from 1966 to 1967. He also played Kato in three episodes of the series Batman which was also produced by the same people of The Green Hornet. This was followed by guest appearances in television series such as Ironside (1967) and Here Come the Brides (1969).



In 1969 he made his first major film appearance in Marlowe where he played a henchman hired to intimidate private detective Philip Marlowe (played by James Garner) by smashing up his office with karate chops and kicks. In 1971 he appeared in four episodes of the television series Longstreet as the martial arts instructor of the title character Mike Longsteet (played by James Franciscus)

This was part of a tv audition he did to demonstrate his skills.

Also Check out this Bruce Lee rare footage:




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11.20.2007

Justice is Served - Justice Boden


When art and fashion collided, Justice was served. Justice Boden is nothing short of a genius and innovative craftsmen that understands the world, and what it means to be inspired. His luxury creations have launched this ficticious character to the forefront of authenticity in fashion.

As a sculptor for over 15 years, Justice worked with bronze, and soon after, stumbled into a collection of belts that sparked his stardom and his line. As any artist knows, inspiration comes when you least expect it, and in the smallest pieces of life as it is. Justice travels the world, absorbing his experiences and translating each destination into a personal object, a molded bronzed buckle, a fine Italian leather band, pure sterling silver...

Justice asks not that you just wear his collection, he asks that you to feel it. Each incredible piece shares a story of its own birth, and has meaning that holds not just pants up, but cultures together, with stories of humanity and beauty that transcend the globe and bring art to the people who want to wear and live it.

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11.19.2007

DOUBLE STANDARD

The perfect first date...Sort of. A guy and a girl have a one night stand and it gets ugly.



NYC based comedian Yannis Pappas and director Jesse Scaturro are DitchFilms.

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11.15.2007

"The Playboy Thousand" By Rare Daily


Playboy photo shoots. Poker with the Playmates. Parties at the Playboy Mansion.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness never had the chance to pony up for Hugh Hefner’s lifestyle.

With Playboy Passport, the company’s new members-only concierge service, a $10,000 annual membership buys the ultimate in luxury and service for a Hef-like lifestyle.

Aside from letting you go behind-the-scenes at shoots and attend events at the Playboy Mansion (and the mag’s parties across the country) the Passport offers practical luxury for the jet set: private jet and yacht services, discounted car rentals, automatic upgrades at hotels, spas, and resorts.

The 24-hour service also extends to dining and nightlife benefits, including a personal assistant/shopper.

Plus the Passport boosts your status, allowing you to breeze into club openings, private sales, galas, premieres, and big sports events.

But as playboys Jamie Foxx and Wilmer Valderrama(this guy is everywhere) jump on board, the memberships – limited to 1,000 – are going fast.

Think of it as a travel investment.

With a bunny bonus.


Article Provided By Rare Daily

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Wall Street Journal Hearts Digg

This morning The Wall Street Journal announced a new program that will enable its users to submit WSJ.com articles to Digg.com. This will also allow Digg users to view content previously only available to WSJ.com subscribers. Coincidentally, this news comes around the same time Rupert Murdoch suggested that he might take down the Wall Street Journal’s online subscription pay wall.

"The Wall Street Journal Online provides in-depth reporting, commentary and analysis on the most important economic and political issues of the day, and Digg users are enthusiastic consumers of news and information," said Daniel Bernard, general manager of The Wall Street Journal Online. "We're excited to partner with Digg to offer our users a way to share Journal articles directly from our site, as well as expose new audiences to our content on Digg."


So what does this mean? Every article on The Wall Street Journal Online will now include a "Digg This" icon that enables users to Digg the article. Once someone Diggs a WSJ.com article, it will then be accessible to Digg.com users.



With approximately 25 million visitors a month, Digg has become the leading destination for people to discover and share the best content on the Web. From the largest online destinations to the most obscure blog, Digg surfaces the best content as voted on by the community.

Perhaps you'll want to Digg this?

BeSocial: digg story | methodshop

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11.14.2007

Gold Pills - Swallow The Midas Touch

Price: US$429.00

Availability: 1-3 weeks
Shipping: Ground Shipping to US & CAN is included*.

Indulge your 'inner' self with these 24k gold leaf capsules. Digest to increase self-worth.

Co-designed with Ju$t Another Rich Kid.

Right in time for the holidays, a great Christmas stocking stuffer. Or may be you can give it to your dear one with the same in spite of the usual gold ring or pendants.

Materials:
24k gold leaf in capsule

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11.13.2007

U2 Previews New Tracks for Joshua Tree on iLike

U2 used iLike.com to post a video of Bono singing "Wave of Sorrow" while sitting on a couch. It's a track that U2 demoed during sessions for The Joshua Tree in 1987. Just recently Bono laid down vocals for the song and it will be released for the first time next week on the remastered release of The Joshua Tree.

As Bono plays the track, he sings over it and talks listeners through the story of the song and explains the lyrics.

"Wave of Sorrow" is one of several rare and previously unreleased cuts which are featured on the bonus audio CD of the remastered deluxe and super deluxe versions of the remastered release of The Joshua Tree.





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11.12.2007

PlayerBlock, the first mobile based dating companion


This unique service is sure to have a huge impact in the dating and relationship sectors.

Based on the simple concept that people cheat and lie while dating and in relationships, the PlayerBlock service provides an outlet for the "playee" to share their experience. This experience is linked to the phone number of the offender. This shared experience is sure to help others with future dating decisions.

Beyond the standard "Report a Player" and "Check a Player" features, The PlayerBlock service also allows members to "Watch a Player". The watch feature increases our audience beyond the dating arena and into the relationship space.

In addition to the practical features of PlayerBlock, the service also has entertainment features. Members may use the "Random" feature that will show random comments left about other players around the country.

PlayerBlock and all of its unique features are available to members both online and via text messaging using the short code 25626 (BLOCK). The service fee is $4.99/month billed directly to the member's cell phone.

The PlayerBlock service is currently supported by most major wireless carriers including AT&T Wireless (NYSE:T), Sprint (NYSE:S), Nextel(NYSE:S), Verizon Wireless (NYSE:VZ), Virgin Mobile and Boost Mobile. Other carriers including T-Mobile will be coming soon.


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11.11.2007

Bob Dylan's 5 Best Albums

I was at my local bar the other night and someone asked me if I were ever to be stranded on a desert island and could only bring 5 Bob Dylan albums, which ones would I bring?

I couldn't answer him right away, and not because I had already had a good buzz after drinking four bottles of Miller Lite (note: I'm a lightweight), I had to think about that for a while because I love Bob Dylan. Wait, let me rephrase that, I REALLY LOVE BOB DYLAN!

For anyone even remotely aware of American pop culture over the past 40 years, it would be tough to miss the direct impact and lasting influence of Dylan's songs. I needed time to get back in touch with ALL things B-O-B!

After spending a WHOLE week revisiting all my Dylan CDs I compiled these 5 as the very ones I'd like to have with me if I were stranded on a desert island. And with this list I hope I can introduce the genius of Dylan to people walking around now who've never heard of the guy, or have no awareness of him beyond simple name recognition.

So if I was stranded on a desert island and could only have 5 Bob Dylan albums, which ones would I bring? Here's my list: Bob Dylan's 5 Best Albums.


BeSocial: digg story | methodshop

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Deigo Goldberg's The Arrow of Time

Every year, since 1976, On June 17th, their family goes through a private ritual: they photograph ourselves to stop, for a fleeting moment, the arrow of time passing by.

"Thirty years ago, before we could even imagine all the things that were going to happen, Susy's mother asked me to shoot a portrait of both Susy and Diego to put in her bedroom. A year later, on the same day, we decided to do it again, that is how the Arrow of Time got started."

You can see each one of their 3 boys transform into adults.

Diego Golberg lives and works in Buenos Aires, Argentina and can be reached at:
diegold@fibertel.com.ar

Check this page for thirty years of annual pictures.




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11.09.2007

10 Hot Restaurants Near You


Tempt your taste buds with our picks for top-rated eateries in more than 80 U.S. cities.

Here are direct links to a couple cities:
New York City

LA

Las Vegas

South florida

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11.08.2007

Headlines & Heroes "Money Makers Party" - NYC

Monday night, November 5th was an evening that celebrated heroes, and is now making the headlines.

Over 3,000 of the hottest people from across the world arrived at the three-floor club/lounge Pacha in New York City, to attend the “Money Makers Party” hosted by the recently launched edgy apparel company, Headlines and Heroes.





The guest list was anything but ordinary. Break-dance legend Turbo, aka Michael “Boogaloo Shrimp” Chambers, made an appearance wearing his H&H tee, and performed for the memorized crowd.It was an inspiring flashback to 1984’s “Breakin” and it was clear that Turbo is still the man.


DJ Red Alert and Rob Base kept the vibe going throughout the night, and hip-hop legends Chuck Chillout and Positive K were also in the house.


The H&H party, sponsored by Grey Goose and Corzo Tequila, was on fire. Aside from the hot chicks in bikinis dancing in see-through showers in the lounge, and the break-dance showdown, the music was off the hook, and the place was packed with beautiful people।

If ever there was a reason to go out on a Monday night in the city, this was it.

Rock H&H Gear

Videos and photos To follow shortly so check back often.

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11.07.2007

Caption This...Kung Lessons



We Would love to hear your ideas for a caption to this pic...

This guy gets major points for creativity.

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11.04.2007

Ryan Ferguson Interview

When Ryan Ferguson, singer of the band No Knife, strutted up to the stage to accept a 1999 San Diego Music Award for Best Punk Album, he chided, "Well tonight we officially found out we're a punk band now."

Anyone who knows Ryan's accomplishments can understand the humor in this. Two years prior, No Knife won an award for Best Rock Album. Then in 2003, they won again, but this time it was for Best Alternative Album. Ryan has since then gone solo, but hasn't lost any of his momentum. He even won the San Diego Award for Best Pop Album in 2005.

His versatility makes one's head spin, but Ryan doesn't place much importance on classifying himself, and maybe we shouldn't try to either.

Our interview with Ryan was just like his lyrics, honest and articulate. Ryan was very forthcoming and spoke openly about everything from his break with No Knife to his busty friend Candace on MySpace and his freaky cats. Enjoy!

Interview: Ryan Ferguson



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11.02.2007

USS New York - Never Forget!


Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center !It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center .

It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.

Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there."

Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back."

The ship's motto? "Never Forget"

Please forward link this going so everyone can see what we are made of in this country!


Big shout to Ryan from BirthdayPartyBooker.com for the tip!


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