"Sean "Diddy" Combs is planning a lavish Super Bowl Weekend in Detroit, Michigan.

Combs will renovate Detroit's Captain's Bar & Grille, which holds 700 people and transform the venue into "Diddy's House" starting Feb. 3.As part of the re-design, Combs will extend Captain's Bar & Grille's floor to host 2,500 VIP Super Bowl fans.Young Jeezy will kick the weekend off by hosting "A Black Affair" on Friday, Feb. 3, which will feature a performance by UGK's Bun B.

On Saturday, Feb. 4, Combs' 5th Annual Players Ball will commence and on Sunday, Feb. 5, Atlanta Falcons star Michael Vick will host Diddy's Diamonds & Furs, where one male and female patron will win a mink coat.A portion of the proceeds from the 3-day event benefit Detroit's St. John's Hospital and the Coalition of Temporary Shelter (COTS).

Tickets for Diddy's weekend range from $150.00 to $28,000 for the weekend.All Elite VIP packages include 10 VIP tickets, a $2,500 bar tab, a personal menu selection, a personal chef and waitress.Tickets are available at Ticketmaster.com." [Via allhiphop.com]

Lost Scenes from "Making the Bank 2"

This weekend MTV Networks (MTV, MTV2, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon and the N) added 14 popular television shows to the iTunes Music Store. The new content features top-rated favorites such as Punk'd, South Park, Dora the Explorer, SpongeBob SquarePants and Laguna Beach.

Networks adding TV shows to iTunes isn't anything new. What makes this deal special is that select episodes from Comedy Central and Nickelodeon are being made available on iTunes in advance of their network airing. The other networks with content on iTunes currently only post shows for download after they have already aired.

On January 30th, Comedy Central will release a free episode of the animated series Drawn Together on iTunes. The same episode isn't set for broadcast until February 1st - making it the first iTunes TV Premiere.

A couple quick notes about the 14 new MTV Networks shows:

• Nickelodeon's Dora is the first preschool program available on iTunes
  
• COMEDY CENTRAL's Stand-Up is iTunes' first stand-up comedy program
  
• MTV's Laguna Beach and Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Gauntlet 2 are the first reality-based titles available on iTunes.

There are now over 40 TV shows available for download in the iTunes Music Store.

"Profile: Jordana Brewster
Birth Date: April 26, 1980
Birth Place: Panama City, Panama
Occupation: Actress
Height: 5' 7"
Education: Yale Class of 2003
Quote: "I thrive on stress."

Jordana Brewster Biography
Raven-haired beauty Jordana Brewster was born in Panama City, Panama on April 26, 1980. She was raised in London, England until the age of six. At this time her family decided to move back to native Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Here they would stay for the next 4 years. Jordana learned to speak fluent Portuguese during her 4 year stay in Rio de Janeiro.

At the age of ten Jordana's family decided to move again, only this time they would relocate to Manhattan. It was here where Jordana studied at Sacred Heart, an all-girl Catholic school before moving on to the New York Professional Children's School.

It was in her teens that Jordana began to make a name for herself by appearing in two of daytime television's longest-running soap operas, "All My Children" (1970) and "As the World Turns" (1956), where Brewster played the role of Nikki Munson for three years. Jordana would also go on to costar in the NBC mini-series The '60s (1999) (TV). The year 1998 marked Jordana's big-screen debut as Delilah Profitt in the teen-driven film, The Faculty (1998). However, it would be her role as Mia Toretto in the blockbuster hit The Fast and The Furious (2001) that would lead Jordana to reach Hollywood stardom. Despite her success, Jordana continued to attend Yale University, in the class of 2003.

Jordana Brewster Filmography
Chasing Fate (2005)
Annapolis (2005) .... Ali
Nearing Grace (2005) .... Grace
D.E.B.S. (2004) .... Lucy Diamond
The Fast and the Furious (2001) .... Mia Toretto
The Invisible Circus (2001) .... Phoebe
The '60s (1999) (TV) .... Sarah Weinstock
The Faculty (1998) .... Delilah Profitt
"As the World Turns" (1956) TV Series .... Nikki Munson #1 (1995-1998)." [Via heavenlycelebrities.com]

The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: She is so amazing we couldn't wait till Feb.1st!

Labels: MinxoftheMonth, women

"You know that sh*t spins around... Why else would that power cord be going up in there?.[Via flingflang.com]

The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: Get'em Gurl.

This is from the all new Russell Simmons "Def Hair Did" Contest. With special guest hosts - the Reverend Al Sharpton and Sinbad








...Psyche ;-()

"If you are purchasing a new notebook, there are some things to know. For the last seven years, only one company--Dynamism.com--has delivered the best Japanese notebook technology to American consumers and around the globe.

Dynamism delivers the resources and capabilities of a large company with the individual attention you would expect from a small company.We simply deliver the best technology and the best service.

Cutting-edge Japanese notebooks are not only for tech executives. They're for everyone who needs mobility, from students to salespeople. Call 800-711-6277 (or email sales@dynamism.com) for no-pressure ideas and advice." [Via dynamism.com]

"It is the double standard that Americans have come to know and trust: When men tell you their number of sexual partners, no matter how high, you ask why so low? When women tell you their count, no matter how low, you ask why such a hoe? It isn’t fair. Women have the same sexual desires, the same animalistic drive that men do…they just have to tame it or hide it, anything to take their numbers down, otherwise they will be deemed as dirty. Well, not anymore. There is a new breed of woman that was born from this very predicament, this very double standard; please welcome “The Monogamous Hoe.”

She isn’t sleeping around, no bed hopping for her, and she isn’t doing the walk of shame, or trying to figure how she wound up a $20 cab ride from home. She is, however, getting hers, and a whole lot of it, and she is smart. She has discovered the life of a woman who can have as much sex as she wants, the craziest hanging-from-the-chandelier, laying-across-the-desk, sitting-sideways-on-the-loveseat sex, and have her number of partners stay exactly where she wants it to stay. She can let go of her inhibitions and do the things she wants to because with you its quality, not quantity.

Here are a few ways to figure out if you have yourself a “Monogamous Hoe.”

1. When you talk, you can tell she isn’t always listening, whether it’s because she is watching “The O.C.” or plucking her eyebrows, you know that she isn’t quite with you. When you ask her to do something active, go to a game, movie, dinner, etc. she asks why you cant just stay in and you know what, and you ask “is that all I am good for?” (in your head of course). When you wonder why she is with you, and suddenly realize you hear her scream more than talk…you know you have caught yourself a faithful hoe. Not that you should complain, but these are signs that she is harnessing her numbers while riding you for as long as she can hold on for. Take it or leave it (or take it then leave it).

2. Her bedroom is sex-proof. Her bed, her sheets, the furniture, her rug, everything in her room is white, and somehow you know it has to do with the genius theory of camouflage. And she has a special drawer…the one right next to her lingerie drawer, the one that only opens after the candles (that are somehow always ready) are lit, and the door (with four locks) is shut. Her special drawer is her pride and joy, and she never lets you go in it yourself, but rather pulls things out for your enjoyment (and hers of course). Things that facilitate, things to put on, things that enhance, things that only Monogamous Hoes have the audacity to pull out. And you think about how pre-mediated this room and your lead role in this play actually was…and the answer is very. Just remember to take a bow once the curtain is closed, and the act is over, for now…

3. She has a bar in her living room. There are magnum bottles of wine, red, white, blushes, your choice, but always full bottles. She has vodka (Popov , Kettle One, and anything in-between), rum, tequila…lots of tequila. She knows what she likes, and has lots of it, and likes to have a drink before operating “heavy machinery.” She doesn’t have many inhibitions, but what are left she likes to wash down with a shot, and a glass of merlot, even when you’re just watching Real World re-runs on a Tuesday night. The bigger her bar, the bigger the Monogamous Hoe, and the more certain you can be that you are in fact with the new species herself…your very own one-man kind-of-promiscuous-chick who wants a whole lot of sex, but not with a whole lot of men.

The Monogamous Hoe may be your girlfriend, your fiancé, or even your neighbor in apartment 3B, but whoever she is, she is definitely getting more than most, and defeating the double standard one less walk of shame at a time." [Via PimpWiz.com]

Labels: Ask Lauren, Lauren Weiss, women

" Hip Hop artist Nelly and Fillmore Street Brewery announced the continuance of the (Pimp Juice) Scholarship Contest with a twist! The search is on for the first Positive. Intellectual. Motivated. “PRODUCER.” The scholarship will be extended to students from all disciplines with no grade restrictions to compete to produce the most unique Pimp Juice or PJ Tight video commercial that best captures the essence of the energized, successful hip hop lifestyle promoted by Nelly’s energy drinks. In addition, the contest committee will also consider the student’s grade point average, extracurricular activities, and any other relevant factors.

This is the second year of the scholarship program. Nelly is giving students a breakthrough opportunity to create and produce a commercial for his Pimp Juice and/or PJ Tight energy drinks. This year in addition to cash prizes of $5000 for 1ST place, $2500 for 2ND place, $1250 for 3RD place, $750 for 4TH place, and $500 for 5TH place, the Top 10 commercials will be posted and played on the Pimp Juice website (www.letitloose.com). Nelly’s team is also fine-tuning potential plans to televise the Top 3 commercials all over the world. In the future, the P.I.M.P scholarship looks to increase and reach it’s potential goal of generating full scholarship opportunities.

Last year, Fillmore Street Brewery offered the first P.I.M.P. (Positive. Intellectual. Motivated. Person.) Scholarship to deserving male and female college students. The scholarship recognized students who have achieved success in leadership roles and extracurricular activities of all genres and academics. Nelly chose a deserving male and female student and rewarded each with a $5000 scholarship. These students, in their daily lives, exhibited the attributes of a Positive Intellectual Motivated Person.

The highly competitive P.I.M.Producer Contest is offering monetary prizes for the Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior or Graduate student who submits the most creative and versatile commercial DVD or VHS. All participants must be students at least 18 years of age. Application deadline is no later than March 3rd, 2006. ." [Via letitloose.com]

"Being in the right place at the right time paid off for our latest GUESS? Girl, Karen. The stunning brunette was sitting in a coffee shop when she was noticed by a scout and offered a place in a local fashion show. One thing led to another, and Karen soon found herself trading the sunny skies of Colombia for the bright lights of New York City.

Karen's modeling career only began four years ago, but being a GUESS? Girl has always been her dream. She kept her fingers crossed after attending a GUESS? model casting and won the job two days later. Karen was absolutely ecstatic to join the GUESS? family.

Although this dark-haired beauty leads a lifestyle that seems endlessly fun-filled and exciting, Karen makes time for the relaxing things in life. Her hobbies include reading, going to the movies, and hanging out with her friends. Unfortunately for her male fans, this top model has a boyfriend, and it sounds like he might be of some competition. Karen's significant other is a former model himself!

Don't be fooled by her striking features because Karen is more than just a pretty face. Karen's future plans include opening her own store, starting her own production company, or possibly diving into the film industry. This ambitious 21-year-old has a strong family behind her. Even though her parents still live in Colombia, her brother recently moved to Mexico, and they all come to visit as often as possible." [Via guessadvertising.com]

"Breitling Watch 679 - WITH SERIAL NUMBERS - Special Bentley Motors 6.75 Edition - Brown Copper Dial - 1/8th Second Chronograph Feature - 30 Second, 15 Minute and 6 Hour Totalizers - Self Winding Automatic Chronometer Movement - Calibre 25, 38 Jewels - Certificate of Authenticity - Scratch Resistant Sapphire Crystal - Steel Case & Bracelet - Manufacturer Box & Manual - 100 Meters / 330 Feet Water Resistant - Luminescent Hands & Markers - 48mm = 1 7/8" Case, 7" Adjustable Bracelet - Deployment Buckle

List Price: $7,490.00
Price: $5,990.00" [Via amazon.com]

The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: Nice, tight and not too flashy.

"Here are those controversial ads for Diddy's new fragrance, 'Unforgivable.' The ads have reportedly been banned after complaints that they are too steamy to appear in family department store. The bigwigs at Estee Lauder said that "...it is unfortunate that some people were so uncomfortable with something with that much sexual presence. But we stand by it." You be the judge." [Via FADEDYOUTH]

" Department stores in the Midwest are refusing to run a sexually suggestive ad for Diddy's new "Unforgivable" fragrance.

Diddy (born Sean Combs) must now remix the ad to meet the scheduled February launch date. The original ad shows Diddy lying in bed with two women, hinting at a ménage a trois. Though fragrance ads are typically edgy, some feel the sexually charged promo pushes the envelope a bit too far.

"It was unfortunate that some people were so uncomfortable with something with so much sexual presence, but we stand by it," John Dempsey, global president of Estee Lauder said in a statement. "Unforgivable" is a collaboration between the Bad Boy mogul and legendary cosmetic brand Estee Lauder.

Controversy doesn't appear to be slowing sales down. Reports say department stores are continuing to order the fragrance in large numbers. "[Via SOHH]

"Regarding the attack on the site and the associated ransom demand, I'm happy to report that I did not pay a penny of the $50,000 that the perpetrators of this technological atrocity were after. I'm also happy to report the site is back online thanks to the great work of my hosting company, Sitelutions, and DDoS-prevention technology ProxyShield® provided courtesy of Gigeservers / DDoSprotection.com. Thanks guys, I appreciate your hard work in getting The Million Dollar Homepage back up and running again, after almost 6 days offline.

One more technical point: although the site is online again and seems to be operating fine, my host Sitelutions are still looking at various options to strengthen and guard the site for the long-term. All in all though, we're confident the site is now safe from this particular attack and all future attacks of this kind. Thanks though to all the different tech companies who have e-mailed offering their help and support, we'll be in touch if needs be. It is really nice that everyone has been so supportive.

On the legal side of things, I can confirm that the FBI are investigating the attack, and that is because my site is hosted on servers in the USA, where my hosting company, Sitelutions, are based. I'm also liasing with my local division of the National High-Tech Crime Unit (NHTCU) here in the UK. My fingers are crossed we catch those responsible for the site attack / blackmail, but I'm aware it can be very difficult to track these types of people down, because they know how to cover their [digital] tracks.

A side effect of this attack has been loads of new press coverage, eg. Financial Times, BBC, Forbes, MSNBC, ZDNet, ABC News, plus much more. This has meant over 350,000 people have visited the site today alone, and tomorrow (Thursday) will likely be even busier. Perhaps the attackers have inadvertantly done me a favour! That'll teach them." [Via milliondollarhomepage.com]

"Forget those piddly wiretaps. The next frontier in warrant-free surveillance is upon us, and it's open to everyone. A UK service called World Tracker apparently uses cell tower data (or GPS, when available) to track the location of just about any GSM cellphone. Just enter the number you want to track into the service's handy Google Maps-based interface, and you'll be able to zoom in on the device's location, with accuracy somewhere between 50 and 500 meters. The first time you try to track a phone, a text message is sent to the owner, who must reply in order to enable tracking (we'll leave it to you to figure out how to work around this if you need to track a spouse, kid or employee). The service is currently compatible with O2, Vodafone, Orange and T-Mobile in the UK, and has plans to expand to other markets including Germany, Spain, Norway and the US. If, that is, privacy advocates don't shut it down first." [Via engadget.com]

The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: Scary Sh*t!

Take the Quiz, how does your girl rate 1-10? Find out if your 9 is really 6 or if your 6 is really a 9 ;-)

"10. Is she independent?
No one wants a girlfriend they have to baby-sit. Once in a while, like if she’s had a rough day at work, it’s great to be her shoulder to cry on, but if she can’t seem to function without you and is constantly after you, she will eventually make you feel like you’re suffocating, which is a surefire way to get you running out the nearest exit. On the other hand, if she has her very own personality and opinions, can stand on her own two feet, both financially and emotionally, and is able to enjoy time away from you - while still missing you, of course - then she must be a great girlfriend.

9. Is she intelligent?
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the bimbo routine gets real old, real fast. Instead of being the one in total control, you’ll find yourself trying to figure out what she’s really thinking behind those glazed eyes of hers - or if she’s actually thinking at all. An intelligent woman will constantly surprise you and keep you on your toes. She won’t let you get bored of her. Besides, it’s nice to have something to talk about between all that chandelier-hanging sex.

8. Is she sexual?
While we’re on the topic, a great girlfriend has to be sexually compatible with you. For instance, if you’re into S&M and she’s more the “fluffy lingerie” type, that’s a problem. The two of you have to be on the same page - or, at least, she has to be willing to wear leather and use a whip from time to time. Of course, this doesn’t imply that she has to know all the right moves straight away; it simply means that you and she have an undeniable attraction toward each other, and are able to communicate your desires verbally (or with physical cues). It is important that you please each other in the bedroom, or on top of the dryer - whatever the case may be.

7. Is she beautiful?
I know, this one is kind of obvious, but important nonetheless. A great girlfriend will not only want to look good for you, but also for herself. She should always look her best and be well put together - matching lingerie is a definite plus. You have to be proud to have her on your arm and enjoy the sight of her in any light. And this doesn’t mean that she has to be a Heidi Klum clone. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if you think her full bottom or uncontrollable curls are beautiful, you’re allowed.

6. Does she respect you?
This is a biggie. Your woman must respect you. This means that she listens to you, even if she doesn’t necessarily agree with what you’re saying. And, of course, she never tries to demean or belittle you in any way, shape or form. A great girlfriend won’t ever cause scenes in public or in front of your friends and family, and will always wait to discuss matters with you in private. If she respects you, chances are that she will behave in a tactful and diplomatic manner in most situations, which is definitely a good thing.

5. Does she lets you be a man?
Do not - I repeat - do not get involved with a woman who tries to get you to eat cottage cheese and fruit for breakfast and insists that you give up poker night with the guys. You will end up resenting her more than you can imagine. A good girlfriend lets you be a guy in all your glory, poker night and all. If she’s a great girlfriend, she’ll even bring you and your buddies a couple of beers and make you some of her famous sandwiches. She has to understand that men and women are different and should allow you to be yourself. Just like you wouldn’t deprive her of going shopping with her best girlfriend, she shouldn’t expect you to give up the guys for her.

4. Is she nagless?
There is nothing worse than a nag! A great girlfriend knows this and chooses her battles wisely. She knows when to speak up and when to let it slide. You don’t want a girlfriend who will give you hell for leaving a couple of dishes in the sink occasionally. However, if you live together and you stay out all night without calling her, and she lets you have it, then you’re setting yourself up for disaster. This is a situation that nobody would let slide - not even a great girlfriend.

3. Does she gets along with friends and family?
A great girlfriend will not only help your mom in the kitchen, listen to your dad’s stories and hang out with your friends, but she will enjoy it. She’ll make a real effort to get to know and love the most important people in your life. And she won’t try to get you to ditch your best buds. She’ll actually empathize with your brother’s getting dumped and suggest that you guys take him out to cheer him up. Not only that, but your friends won’t roll their eyes and moan when you mention that she’ll be joining you guys when she gets off work (yes, women like this do exist).

2. Does she loves you?
If you have found a woman who loves you for who you really are and not who you pretend or try to be sometimes, you should definitely hang on to her. A woman who doesn’t try to change you is hard to find. Of course, all women have their slightly annoying habits that their mate has to contend with, but if she really loves you, she will be able to cope with these. Another way to know if she really loves you is by observing the way she looks at you and treats you on an everyday basis. If the sight of you doesn’t seem to faze her either way, and she doesn’t really seem to care about what you have to say, she’s either playing very hard to get, or sees you as just some guy. But if a surprise visit or phone call from you makes her light up, there’s no denying that she loves you.

1. Does she makes you want to be a better man?
Stop making that face… any man who has a great girlfriend or wife will tell you that she makes him want to be a better man. She doesn’t have to say or do anything; it just is that way. If you suddenly feel bad about how you treated your sister or find yourself trying to get your finances in order, you might want to think about your motivation for doing so. It could be love ." [Via craigslist.org]

"George Clooney and Rande Gerber, along with Related Las Vegas (affiliate of The Related Companies of New York and The Related Group of Florida) and Centra Properties have teamed together to build Las Ramblas – a $3 billion luxury condominium, resort and casino complex inspired by European lifestyle and sophistication. A collaboration of renowned architects and designers, Las Ramblas will encompass more than 25 acres with 11 towers offering luxury condominium and condominium-hotel residences, bungalows, a five star resort, spas, fine dining, nightclubs and lounges, upscale shopping and a proposed casino. Located on the burgeoning Harmon Corridor just east of the Las Vegas Strip, this urban enclave will frame an outdoor pedestrian promenade lined with European cafés, patisseries, shops and restaurants inspired by its namesake, Las Ramblas in Barcelona, Spain.." [Via lasramblasvegas.com]

Click Here to watch promotional Video:

"Piero Ferrari is the son of company founder Enzo Ferrari. He has seen the famed Italian constructor of the world’s most charismatic sports and racing cars go from a small company to the current international powerhouse. That makes him the perfect window into Ferrari’s illustrious past and exciting present and future.

Congenial, relaxed, and possessor of a low-key sense of humor that puts most anyone at ease, Piero Ferrari was born in 1945. Though he had a love of the sea, sports and power boats as a child, what dominated his youth were “cars and, if I could say, engines. I love engines. When I was young, in front of my house was a mechanic who worked on motorcycles. He rebuilt engines and performed heavy maintenance, so I was always looking at engines.”

Piero began working with Federico Giberti, an old time employee from his father’s days with Alfa Romeo in the 1930s. No sooner were his feet on the ground than he was involved in Ferrari’s competition efforts.

In the mid-1970s Piero began to carry a much bigger stick. “My first real involvement happened during in the (Niki) Lauda period,” he remembers. “He won two Formula 1 championships with us, and I was watching over the organization of the racing department, the people and the purchasing.

“That period really started my complete involvement in racing. From then on, my father used me to interface with a lot of problems. He was dealing through me with many people inside the factory, using me because I was available even in the evening, when we were at home. After dinner he was calling, ‘Piero, come down, come down.’ Every evening, he had a problem. ‘Remember tomorrow...’ he would say.”

Ferrari remained an integral part of the competition scene until 1988, the year his father passed away. “It seems like yesterday,” he says, laughing. “With all the fighting, fighting with my father. After that, I am here in the executive offices.”

Today, Piero Ferrari can only marvel at the success Ferrari is experiencing. As this article is being written Ferrari just on the verge of its fourth consecutive Formula 1 driver’s championship and fifth consecutive constructor’s championship. Its road cars are equally hot. The 360 Modena coupe and Spider still have waiting lists and the $650,000 Enzo saw so much demand that production was increased almost 20%.

Also occupying everyone’s time is Ferrari’s purchase of arch-rival Maserati. A string of new products is the result of the 1998 acquisition, the most recent being the beautiful $90,000+ Quattroporte sedan that will go on sale in summer 2004.

When I queried Piero if it seemed strange to him to see a handful of Maseratis parked in Ferrari’s courtyard, “at first it did,” he chuckles. “But it seems to be a good thing, a good fit for both companies. I would really prefer to have them part of our family than part of someone else’s."[Via millionaire.com]

"By now if you’re a fiend for fresh new *ish, you probably think that Mike23 is responsible for anything and everything to do with crackle.

Ok ok we get the picture, why did MIKE come about?
Couldn't get enough Crackle

Where did you originally draw inspiration from for the brand?
The greatest basketball player ever [Jordan], basketball, and city life.

Are you a one man army? Are there other players on the court?
No man stands alone, it's a team effort.

What is your favorite form of marketing the MIKE brand?
Crackle

Because MIKE is a startup brand, what techniques do you use to your advantage to spread the word?
In NYC if something’s hot the word spreads fast! ." [Via whatreallygoodmagazine.com]

"Page Six is reporting that coke whores Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss performed a pole dance at Scores strip club for about 400 male patrons early yesterday morning. Accompanied by friends, Lohan and Moss arrived at the club at 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the Champagne Room, where they ordered multiple rounds of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes, and beer. After receiving several lap dances from the regular Scores dancers, the pair decided to get on stage themselves. A witness said:

Kate was going wild," a witness told us. "After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other's waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn't take off any clothes, but it was very hot."

Celebrity photographer James Edstrom was in the club at the time and saw the action. He later followed the pair outside as the left sometime after 4:00am:

They were both running in and out of the ladies' room a lot," Edstrom recalled. "I saw when it was just Lindsay dancing solo and Kate was yelling, 'You're a pro, Lindsay! You should do this for a living!'

I'm a VIP at several strip clubs around the world, and I have never been driven in my limo to any one of them expecting to vomit by watching a dance on stage. Getting a blowjob while watching two undead girls shaped like ironing boards is just a waste of good Viagra. And a little pathetic. I kinda feel sorry for Lindsay, though. Funneling vodka shots and doing that cocaine off the stripper's ass can't be good for her. I've never been in the women's bathroom at Scores, but I think it's pretty awesome that they would keep complimentary inhalers in there for girls with asthma."[Via idontlikeyouinthatway.com]

"NY Attorney General’s charges dismissed, noted ‘no entitlement to judgement,’ the People’s caselaw as ‘wholly inapposite;’ AG Spitzer does not announce press conference.

NEW YORK CITY, NY - January 10, 2006 -- The Supreme Court of the State of New York dismissed all charges against Synergy6 and Justin Champion in association with the NY State Attorney General investigation into Opt-InRealbig.com, and Delta Seven Communications, LLC for the transmission of unsolicited email. Synergy6 and Justin Champion were completely exonerated of these charges as summarized by the Honorable Judge Eileen Bransten.
In hearing a petition filed by the State for summary judgement against Synergy6, et al., Judge Bransten found:
"The evidence here is insufficient to merit the relief sought and there has been no showing of entitlement to judgment as a matter of law. Thus, the petition must be denied and the proceeding is dismissed."

"In the end, the People have not submitted evidence establishing that Synergy6 can be liable for Delta Seven’s fraud. There is no proof that Synergy6 authorized Delta Seven to act on its behalf or that it ratified Delta Seven’s conduct. Likewise, there is no possible theory under which Mr. Champion can be liable for Delta Seven’s conduct either." (Emphasis added)
When the cameras turned on for the "Spam Fighting" Press Conference announcing these charges in December 2003, they included diagrams providing explicit details of it's operation. Seemingly today the Court finds that the State has little to offer in the way of evidence in support of their claims:

“The evidence here is insufficient” ... “the proceeding is dismissed.” “The People have not adduced any evidence” ... “there is absolutely no evidence that Synergy6”... “Nor is there any evidence that Synergy6 knew that”...
“There is absolutely no evidence that Synergy6 knew Delta Seven was purporting to act on its behalf... Nor is there any evidence that Synergy6 authorized OptIn to hire any subagents...”
“This ruling is a final vindication of wrong doing,” said Synergy6 President, Justin Champion. The State of New York held a widely announced press conference in December 2003 announcing these charges. When Attorney General Eliot Spitzer was asked a question regarding the strength of evidence against Synergy6, Mr. Spitzer responded, “Let me just say this ... We have absolutely no doubt we will be able to establish liability...”

No press release has been held by the State announcing this ruling, quietly passing along the judicial decision. “Who is going to explain to the former Synergy6 employees that their jobs were eliminated through the wheels of politics?” asked Champion. “Is Mr. Spitzer going to explain to my family why he destroyed my business while unable to provide the Court with even a basic establishment of liability on the part of me or my company without ever having a chance to defend itself?”
Until the accusations, Synergy6 was one of the fastest growing agencies in the Internet Advertising Industry achieving nearly $9MM in their first year of operation, growing to over 50 employees. Serving millions of impressions daily amongst thousands of websites simultaneously. According to the court document Synergy6 was "put out of business” shortly after the suit was filed.

Howard M. Rubin, a partner at Goetz Fitzpatrick, LLP and counsel for Synergy6 and Mr. Champion stated that “the decision of Judge Bransten is very gratifying. It was clear to me upon inital review of the case that there was never any basis for claims against Synergy6 or Mr. Champion on any legal theory. The conduct of the Attorney General in ‘tarring’ all the defendants with the same brush, publicly by holding a news conference prior to any opportunity to defend themselves, is in my opinion a cowardly act.”

During said press conference, the Attorney General said he would utilize financial pressure to destroy Synergy6 and Mr. Champion while Microsoft claimed to be willing to take “whatever remains.”

“If indeed AG Spitzer indeed had a goal to end spamming, he should have done so through the use of the courts without the press conference, or he could have simply waited for a court to rule there was some basis for his claims prior to holding the press conference. It is unfair to companies, like Synergy6, to be the victim of prosecutors who put their own political agendas ahead of what is right,” finished Attorney Rubin.

Respondent Opt-In Real Big was enjoined from sending misleading emails and agreed to pay a $50,000 penalty.

About Justin Champion, Synergy6 and EyeServe
Justin Champion arrived in the dot-com days of glory and was a top sales associate at MyPoints.com. Mr. Champion began to derive incredible passion in his pursuit of the ultimate rewards program, conceptual marketing ideas and new formats and strategies to market in the new "Internet Age." Leaving to form Synergy6 with not much more than a fish tank, a couple guys with notebooks and a pocketful of dreams, Synergy6 grew to over 43 employees serving millions of impressions daily.

Today, Mr. Champion has continued to flex his online advertising expertise, developing proprietary software for use in serving co-registration offers, powering major sites earning millions of dollars annually. EyeServe, Champion's current venture, located at http://www.eyeserve.com , provides marketing solutions for Advertisers and revenue solutions for Publishers. Mr. Champion is also involved in the 'relaunch' of SixDegrees.com, the original social networking site launched in 1998, during this year." [Via Synergy6.com]

Here is the transcript from the Press Conference:
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/exec/bradsmith/12-18nyag-spam.mspx

Here is a copy of the judgement : Click Here

Croatia has taken the reins from Prague as europe's hottest destination. Beckoned by some as the "next riveria"

"DUBROVNIK was founded in the 7th century. Town walls 2 km long, which were built in the period from the 11th to the 17th century, surround it. The people from Dubrovnik were famous seamen and tradesmen, and their sailing ships were sailing all around the world. Dubrovnik achieved its peak in the 15th and 16th century, also called the "golden age of Dubrovnik". But in 1667 there was a strong earthquake in Dubrovnik from which the town recovered very difficult. Dubrovnik was the center of the Republic of Dubrovnik, which fell with the arrival of Napoleon at the beginning of the 19th century.

The main street in Dubrovnik, Stradun, is unique in its beauty; it is the center of the ancient town core and the favorite gathering point of the inhabitants.

Dubrovnik, with its 17 monasteries and churches and one of the oldest synagogues in Europe, represents a cultural heritage monument and is protected by UNESCO.

Many other cultural sights, the clear sea, hospitability, and the specialties of this area will make your stay in Dubrovnik unforgettable." [Via dubrovnik-area.com]

"You know it’s in there, you have seen it in her eyes. Somewhere beneath the Banana Republic cardigan, sometime when you were in your usual standard 15-minute fornicating position, you saw someone who exists within the girl you have come to know and appreciate. Someone you want to demean, in the nicest way possible, but demean, with all of the sexual tensions and fantasies you have had, and I know there are a lot. But you gotta start somewhere.

You may be thinking to yourself, how do I get her to un-tame herself, let her wild side roam free, and get this girl from wearing Banana to sitting on one? Well, here are a few ways to get that girl you once considered chic, to be the woman you have always wanted…your personal freak.

First and foremost, introduce her to herself. A girl who knows her body and feels comfortable approaching her own “goodies,” will be increasingly willing to meet different parts of you, and go beyond the usual “handshake” during the “meet and greet.” She has to be a good hook-up for herself before she can be that for anyone else. Encourage her to explore her own geography, the hills, the valleys. Talk to her…woman have incredible imaginations…and like to hear what you want to do, what you think about doing, what you think about her (only the good stuff of course). She will find herself thinking more about sex, her own body and you, you, you. Make her feel hot, sexy, tell her you love that deep down inside you know she thinks that about herself too. And that you want her to be satisfied before anything else (just say it, you don’t have to mean it). Inner confidence is key and in this case, the deeper it goes in her, as will you.

Take care of yourself. Recently, “metrosexual” has become a dirty word, but these cologne-splattered, gel-bearing Kenneth Cole worshipping guys have a lot of the right priorities when taking care of themselves. They smell clean, look sharp, and woman don’t mind getting closer to a man that has hands as soft as their own. You don’t need to spend hours in front of the mirror, but make the time spent getting ready matter. Pay attention to detail, make the belt match the shoes, don’t take clothes out of the hamper to wear out…she will notice everything, and attraction never hurt the male-cause. Women assume that a man who takes good care of himself will take very good care of her. And if you are bringing her back to your place, make the environment match the man. Make sure it’s organized and smelling fresh, and most importantly, change your sheets. You would be surprised how often women avoid hitting the sack, because of the Downey you lack (and unidentified stains).

Pay for it. No, she is not a hooker, but yes, women like to feel provided for, they want to feel like a lady. Take her to dinner (remember the rule in most cities, the darker the place, the trendier and usually more expensive but its worth it), buy her drinks, pay for parking, cabs, etc. The easier you make the beginning of the night for her, the easier she will be for you at the end. Even if you’re struggling financially, set some “booty” money aside. This account will be the fund that gets it done. And if you have any left over after a night of wining and dining her…buy her something sexy to wear on the next date, after the date that is. Victoria Secret has a purpose aside from providing you cheap thrills when you don’t feel like paying for porn. Buy her something to make her feel good, and she in return, will make you feel even better.

Listen to her. Not just when she is telling you how she wants it. Listen to her when she is telling you about her day, what she had for lunch, what her best friend heard from her sister’s cousin’s friend. Listen to it all. And tell her you’re listening by asking questions or going back through something she said. As painful as it may be to hear about the donut she ate and is now feeling guilty about, it’s worth it. Women respond to men who actively listen, and they will welcome you to get inside of them, figuratively and literally. Open her heart and her legs will follow.

So there’s a start…now it’s up to you to lure the beast from the beauty. Just be warned, some women may not be as willing to get as down and dirty as you would hope. All you can do is try to get on an “O-face” streak, and have your girl-next-door go from chic to freak. [Post Via PimpWiz.com]

Other Lauren Weiss Articles:
A New Breed of Woman
"Three Ways To Avoid "The Talk"
"How to Lose a Girl in Ten Seconds"
"It’s Halloween Again, This Year Go Home with Something Sweet
"What Her Drink Says About Her"
"Top 5 Ways to Get a Hot Girl From the Club to your Apartment"
"So You Got Her Digits, Now What?"

Labels: Ask Lauren, Lauren Weiss, women

"Almost 3,000 cases of Nelly’s energy drink Pimp Juice were stolen the Thursday before Christmas (Dec. 22) in St. Louis, Missouri.

Representatives for Fillmore Street Brewery, the company that manufactures Pimp Juice, said the bandits may have been caught on tape and have filed a report with local police.

“Somebody's holiday parties are going to be poppin,” Nelly told AllHipHop.com in a statement." [Via allhiphop.com]

"It’s been called Europe’s hottest capital. Slick advertising campaigns have championed the city’s famed nightlife. But there is more to Reykjavik than pubs and clubs. Reykjavik held the prestigious title European City of Culture in the year 2000; a welcome recognition of the energetic and colourful cultural life of the capital.

Reykjavik has the best of both worlds: the qualities of a modern, forward-looking society are complemented by a close connection to beautiful and unspoilt nature in the city's vicinity. The world’s northernmost capital is framed by the majestic Mt. Esja, which keeps a watchful eye on the city, and the blue waters of Faxafloi Bay. On a sunny day, the mystical Snaefellsjokull glacier appears crystal-like and baby-blue on the western horizon, while mountainous moonscapes spread to the southeast.

The population of the city is about 170,000 including its suburbs.
Reykjavik is spread across a peninsula with a panoramic view of the mountains and the Atlantic Ocean on almost all sides. In the summer, you can sit by the harbour at midnight and watch the sun dip slightly below the horizon before it makes its way up again.

Reykjavik is a great place to visit, whether for a restful relaxation, a spot of unbridled fun or generally to recharge your batteries. Energy, safety, health and wellness. Reykjavik is indeed Europe’s hottest (or is that coolest?) capital.." [Via reykjavik.is]

"Birth Name: Julia Jean Turner
Born on Feb. 8, 1920 in Wallace, Idaho, US
Died on June 29, 1995 in Los Angeles, California, US

This Hollywood glamour queen was dubbed "Sweater Girl" and became one of the most popular pinups among U.S. servicemen in World War II.

Her screen roles often mirrored her tumultuous private life, which was headlined by eight marriages and the sensational 1958 stabbing death of her gangster boyfriend, Johnny Stompanato, by her 14-year-old daughter.

As legend has it, the golden-haired starlet was in high school when she was "discovered" at a soda fountain by a Hollywood film journalist." [Via cmgworldwide.com]

Labels: MinxoftheMonth, women

As you may know, December 16th was Howard Stern's last FM broadcast. Stern fans who have been putting off getting a Sirius satellite radio should try to get their act together ASAP. Stern officially started broadcasting his morning radio show on Sirius satellite radio starting today, Monday - January 9th, 2006.

But which radio(s) should you get? The right Sirius satellite radio for you will depend on how you usually listened to the Howard Stern Show (car, home, walkman).

Here's a look at some of the most popular Sirius satellite radios:


Sirius S50 Walkman $299
If you're serious about keeping Stern with you at all times, the Sirius S50 Satellite Radio Receiver and MP3/WMA Player System Pack may be just what you're looking for. Small enough for your shirt pocket, and loaded with all the accessories you need to play it over your car stereo. This unit also has a FM transmitter allowing you to broadcast to any nearby radio. Stern fans will really like the automatic built-in recorder. This Sirius radio has a recording timer that can be set to automatically record The Howard Stern Show every morning. This means that even if you wake up at 8am, you can start listening from the beginning of the show (his show starts at 6am). It's like a TiVo for your Sirius radio. There is a 2-hour limit for timed recording so be sure to set at least two back to back 2-hour recordings to get his whole show.


Sirius Xact XTR1 $68.21
The XTR1 radio was part of the original Howard Stern promotion and came free with a 1-year subscription to Sirius. This radio is cheap. It lacks fancy features like timed recording and a built-in antenna. Even though this unit make look portable it is not. It does have a FM transmitter which makes taking it in the car possible. But the car is not the ideal location for this radio. It requires an external antenna and power supply. After hooking up the antenna and running the power supply into the cigarette lighter, your dashboard will look like a pile of wires. This unit is best suited for home use. I have one next to my desk.


Sirius Starmate Replay $99.99
At first glance this radio may look like a car stereo faceplate and that's the location probably best suited for this unit. The Sirius Starmate Replay has one of the brightest and nicest displays of any satellite radio currently available and is easy to see even on sunny days. Like the other units, this radio comes with a remote and built-in FM transmitter. But one of the best features with this unit is the internal memory. This radio will continually store the last 44 minutes of programming you are listening too. So feel free to pause the radio while you take a phone call or use the bathroom at the highway rest stop. NOTE: memory clears when you turn the power off. If you do plan on using this radio in your car, you should look into having it professional installed.


Just remember, Stern's move to Sirius is not the end, it's the beginning. Same King. New Kingdom. 01.09.06.

"It's the seventh time the War of the Worlds star has topped the annual Quigley Publishing Company Top Ten Money-Making Stars Poll, and the 18th time he has featured in the top 10.

Johnny Depp comes in at number two on the 74th annual list, ahead of Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

The Quigley Poll, which has been conducted every year since 1932, is an annual survey of motion picture exhibitors, which asks them to vote for the 10 stars that generated the most box office revenue in the preceding year for their cinemas.

Exhibitors were also asked to name the Stars of Tomorrow - Jack Black and Dakota Fanning topped the 2005 list.

The Top 10 money-making stars of 2005 are:

1. Tom Cruise
2. Johnny Depp
3. Angelina Jolie
3. Brad Pitt
5. Vince Vaughn
6. George Clooney
7. Will Smith
8. Reese Witherspoon
9. Adam Sandler
10. Tom Hanks." [Via hollywood.com]

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