Sometimes “she’s just not that into you” just isn’t a good enough explanation for getting played by a significant other. In fact, those who have ever been dumped amid a budding relationship or, even worse, before a real relationship ever had the chance to bud, know how much it sucks to all of a sudden be left in the dust. However, if curiosity over that last abrupt breakup is really getting the best of you, there’s now a company of certified stalkers that can help you get that closure you feel you can’t live without.

WhyWasIDissed.com is a service for those who have been cut out of relationships with little to no explanation, leaving one to then turn to outside sources to discover the root of the dumping. The company assigns the dumpee a case number and proceeds to contact the person who dissed them, issuing the dumper a questionnaire complete with multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank answers, which they then evaluate before sending back to the dumpee with a sufficient explanation as to why they got the boot. Apparently, if the company gets ignored the first time, they try again, but will give up after two weeks of ignorance because getting ignored by the dumper would apparently indicate “a pattern of behavior [they] are unable to change. This person has deep-seated issues with communication that extend way beyond you.”

But does it really come down to that? Chances are, if someone was callous enough to drop you without explaining why, you either have a very repellent attribute or the person you were with is a hoe.

So, back to the original question: why were you dissed? If you’re the kind of person who simply can’t sleep at night without an explanation, you now have people who will do all the dirty work for you.

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