7.08.2008
Cheesy HoF: Christian Audigier The Nightclub
Our own personal version of hell is filled with steroid loving, glowstick waving meatheads dressed head to toe in Christian Audigier designed clothing. That's why we'll be far away from Treasure Island in Las Vegas on Friday night when the modestly-named Christian Audigier The Nightclub opens to the public.Check out the first photos of this place and you'll see that Audigier's crappy designs know no limits of tastelessness. Only tribal tattooed meatheads with fake tans could enjoy drinking among skull and rose encrusted mirrors and crocodile-embossed patent leather booths.
Christian Audigier The Nightclub is breaking with tradition by offering a variation on VIP service:
the VIP booths at the club won't lock you and your guests into a set number of bottles. Instead, there's a minimum tab you need to spend, which you can do by ordering anything you please—cocktails, wine, beer—even water.
Can you imagine the collection of horrible t-shirts you'll find at this new club every night? Just in case you make the mistake of wearing something that doesn't feature gold cursive letters or hideous fake tattoo designs there will be an Ed Hardy Boutique by Christian Audigier steps away from the club. Christian Audigier The Nightclub hasn't even opened yet, but it's still the newest member of the Pimp Wiz Cheesy Hall of Fame.
