If everyone who's someone goes somewhere close to nowhere to indulge their vacationing needs, it comes as no surprise that Penelope Cruz spends her long weekends at Argentina's Iguazu Resort. And so does Antonio Banderas. And so do numerous other seclusion-loving celebrities.

Just because PimpWiz really does believe the world is yours, we highly suggest that you check out this sweet spot. It is tucked away in the lush, Argentinian jungle, next to the spectacular, roaring Iguazu Falls, which should supply all of the natural beauty you can stand.

Once you've had your fill of earthly splendor, march indoors and shake your moneymaker at Iguazu's deluxe casino, which stays open all night. After you win your millions, spend it taking your friends out to a late-night snack and nightcap at the resort's Lobby Lounge, which boasts international cocktail service around the clock.

Despite being in the middle of the jungle, Iguazu demonstrates something akin to urban sprawl in its strung-together colony of sleek, well-kempt buildings. The resort staff knows that you need a top-quality bed while you're dreaming of rolling in greenbacks with Penelope, so many of the buildings hold a variety of suites for your comfort. They range from the Junior Suite ($320/night) to the lavish Presidential Suite ($5000/night), which would easily house George W., his Cabinet members, and a case of W.'s liquor if choice. (Clearly not a party with which you'd want to associate.) The next day, bliss out with some of Iguazu's spa services, or read up in their library and congratulate yourself on being intellectual on vacation.

To read more about this Argentinian ego boost right here. You'll thank us later.

A PimpWiz Exclusive By, Jennifer George

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