Here is a little Background info on the site's owner(not pictured in this article):

* Name: Douchebag1
* Gender: male
* Location: Los Angeles : CA

* Background Info:
He is the biggest douchebag you ever met. The problem is he doesn't get the hot chicks so maybe he is like the anti-douchebag douchebag.

This site is all about poking fun at scuzzbuckets and the women who love them.

Here are some more kennels of fun from the FAQ's:
Q: What exactly is a douchebag?

A: Good question. This is something we continually explore here at HCwD, as there is no simple answer to this query. A douchebag is not defined as simply a series of hand gestures, facial expressions, overly gelled hair or a giant Jesus bling around the neck. A douchebag is a state of mind. It is a place where men go to become scrote. Where machismo mixes with testosterone to form a foul cocktail of rank sewage that smells vaguely of cheap cologne.

Q: What are some common signs of a douchebag?

A: Extensive hair gel, upturned collar, greasy forehead, exposed chest hair, extensive bling, tribal tats, pink I-Zod shirts, fungus looking face stubble (fungle), giant sunglasses and a hat tilted at a ten degree angle are the most obvious attributes. But there are subtler ones as well. Certain faces just scream douche. There are numerous douchebag hand gestures which we have identified to target and pin down a 'bag in action. The Shocker is the most popular of these gestures, but there are others. A tendency to slam one's head into a girl, known as the 'Bag Head Butt, is also a clear giveaway. And of course anyone from New Jersey.

Q: What is "The Grieco"?

A: The Grieco refers to the early 90s b-movie actor and star of 21 Jump Street, Richard Grieco. Richard Grieco spent much of the 1990s perfecting the douchebag look with his overly quaffed hair, excessive bling, tats, and leather jacket over a wife-beater t-shirt. Grieco is the source template for the modern day Douchebag, and so he has attained exalted status on our douche shrine and scrote hierarchy. Others, like The Baio, The Tyson, the Bluntbag and The Potzie (Fez) are sources of extremely strong 'bag radiation. But none can compare to The Grieco for sheer force of douchitude and range of influence. In the 1990s the Grieco was like the Typhoid Mary of douchitude.

Q: What exactly is Cleavite?
A: Cleavite is not cleavage, and the two shall never be confused. Cleavite is the area of a woman's cleavage that is paler than the rest due to less exposure to the sun. It is all that is holy and righteous in the universe. It tempts us with what is forbidden yet subtly and coyly reveals all the hopes and dreams of a better tomorrow. Cleavite is sunshine and daisies. It is anti-douche. It promises us wonders and worlds of exploration hidden behind a thin layer of fabric. Cleavite is Manna from heaven. It also summons the douchebag like moths to electric blue light.

Q: Aren't all douchebags from Jersey?

A: While the douche force is strong in Jersey, it is not the only source of Grieco virus. Jersey Douches remain the most obvious of the mockable scumbuckets who continue to molest hotties on a daily basis, and they will always have a home here at HCwD. But we also explore the secondary and tertiary douche. The tonguebags, the handbags, the cactus heads and the smirkbags. Fratbags, gaybags and nerdbags. They all have a home here at HCwD.

Q: Why do you call yourself "douchebag1"?
A: Because I'm a bitter, drunk and angry scrote myself, and I have to double fist my bottles of Night Train when I realize how many sweet, innocent young beauties are being groped by pathetic, greased up knobs as we speak.

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