8.15.2006
That Guy on “That Girl”
First off, I want to thank all of the readers that read my last masterpiece, "How to get the hottest girl you’ve ever met in your life...", ha-ha. The response was great, and I’ll try to keep them coming for your viewing pleasure.Anyway, the topic of the week is one that every guy has encountered, and it is the most frustrating one in the world. You go out, you meet a chick, and everything is going smooth as hell. You ask her over, or better yet she asks you over to her crib. Your chillin’ on the couch, the mood is right, she’s touching you, rubbing your back, running her fingers through your hair……..and then you make your move. All of a sudden, she turns into a victim of sexual assault and says, “Whoa buddy, I’m not THAT KIND OF GIRL…”
OUCH and Double OUCH. Now honestly, what the does that even mean? What I love about girls like this, is probably on the next date, you’ve got her on her back, and she’s singing high notes like it’s the finals of American Idol. That kind of girl. Please!!! What this is, is a situation in which girls have a built in instinct in which they feel that they must defend themselves upon being called a “slut” other wise known as the "anti-slut defense". It is a fear that goes way back to the first guy they got with in high school, that made all of her girlfriends make fun of her. This is so frustrating because there will be no signs of this.
True story, I was out one night, and a girl came up to me and actually asked my friends if I had a girlfriend. They said no, and she made her move. We were up in place, dancing, doing whatever…she had her hands all over the place and now I’m like this is like an early Christmas present. She grabs my ear, and says…. “We are going to my place, NOW. And I’m going to tear you up.” No w surely we all know that I would have taken care of business, but I more than willfully obliged. We got to her place, hopped into her bed, started kissing, I grabbed her shirt, and she was like, “Nuh unh, I’m not that kind of girl” Hmmmmm……to steal a quote from Dave Chappelle, you sure seemed like you had the uniform of That Kind of Girl!!!
Man, that shit is confusing. All I can say is that, what you have to do to counteract these kind of situations is only one thing. Make it seem as if you are totally okay with that. Be like, “That’s ok, I really don’t like going too far on the first encounter. We barely know each other.” Once you say that, usually about 5 or 6 minutes later, all clothes are off and you guys are filming your own porno movie. But you have to be slick with it. And actually make her believe it. That’s how you can succeed with getting girls like this. It is the most frustrating thing in the world, and it comes at you harder than Ray Lewis from the backside unblocked. But, it also is a mini achievement when you get with a girl that let you break down her barrier that her insecurities have created. I know its mean, but guys have to deal with a lot of sh*t when talking to girls. Like talking to them for instance.Hope this shed some light on girls that have their own built-in c*ck block.
It’s “That Guy” Steve here, helping the world take down all types of girls, one at a time…..signing off, THAT GUY……..out!
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