There are plenty of factors that can suck the fun out of your summer vacation. Mosquitos, jellyfish, screaming children or mother-in-laws, traffic to and from the beach, you get the picture. One of the worst possible scenarios is unlocking the front door of your "deluxe beach accomodation" to realize that you just handed over a sizable chunk of your hard-earned cash for a dingy, mojo-free hovel that may or may not be in view of a body of water.

Luckily, there are ways to avoid this kind of catastrophe. One of which involves booking the Majestic Mansion in Acupulco, Mexico for your next vacation/reunion/respite. Owned by the same people that brought you "Mexico Mansion". The mansion is tucked away in a quiet corner of the world-famous Las Brisas resort, just a five-minute stroll away from your own private beach for all of the sunning, sporting, and rolling around in the surf you can handle.

The mansion boasts five luxurious bedrooms with equally indulgent bathrooms, including a Jacuzzi in the master penthouse bathroom. The website claims it is large enough to house ten mature adults and six children. Lucky for you, if a less-than-pleasant relative happens to tag along on your tropical retreat, you can always just banish them to the other side of
your decadent beachhouse.

During the day, you and your cohorts are free to enjoy Acupulco's numerous attractions, including tennis, skydiving, deep sea fishing, or a quick workout at the resort's gym. (But, hey, who really wants to go to the gym on vacation, anyway? You've got better ways to expend energy.)

After nightfall, you have automatic VIP status at many of the surrounding clubs and five-star restaurants. And, well, maybe you should feel like a VIP. After all, the Majestic Mansion comes complete with its own chef, butler, and maid.

Picture coming up for air in your private, infinity-shaped swimmingpool to realize that Gume the butler is hovering poolside, clutching a freshly-dried towel and your favorite tropical cocktail. Maybe the staff at Majestic wasn't kidding when they said that this would be your best vacation ever.

Feeling majestic this summer? You'll need more than your credit card to book this party crib. The owners specify that their guests must be over age 25, pet-free, willing to rent during certain weeks of the year, and able to plunk down at least $995 per night ($1495 during peak season) for the privilege of partying at the mansion. Gentlemen, time to bust out the Black Amex!

A PimpWiz Exclusive By, Jennifer George

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