7.18.2006
Television Characters You Want To Be
Throughout the years, there have been a multitude of television characters that have made you wonder what it would be like to have their lives. Whether it was their wallets, or their sex-life, or even their jobs that made you stop and think, something made you consider what it would be like to be them, even if for one day. Read on for a few of those guys you, or other guys, may have wanted to switch places with…
Eric from Entourage – The obvious character to wannabe in this popular series would be Vince, but in actuality, “E” is the one who has it made. Not only does he get the same perks that Vince gets from his stardom, but he is also the manager and the go-to-man when it comes to calling the shots. He is respected by his friends and the Hollywood community, and his role is to keep Vince and the high-life rolling. “E,” played by Kevin Connolly, is also a good looking dude that knows how to walk the line between being a ladies man, and never leaving his boys high and dry. In the most recent episode, Eric had a threesome with his smokin’ hot girlfriend Sloane, and her even hotter girlfriend Tori. Girls don’t give out threesomes everyday, especially for their boyfriends, but “E” has the power, the money and the looks to make his girlfriend and her friend’s panties drop.
Tony Soprano from The Sopranos – He eats what he wants, kills who he wants, ****s who he wants and still manages to be a family man. He is the perfect blend of gangster and NJ father, and let’s be honest, he is the boss and always rolls with at least 6 guys all packing heat and all missing the inner “remorse-mechanism.” Tony, played by James Gandolfini, has the car, the house, the hot daughter, the best self-employed job there is, and can make anyone **** their pants with just a raise of an eyebrow. He may not have the looks, but he has no trouble getting chicks at least 20 years younger than he is, and they are all pretty hot. It also doesn’t hurt that his office is over a strip club, talk about convenience.
Simon Cowell from American Idol – At first, this may seem like a long-shot, but think about it…Simon is the only guy on cable television who can call a woman “fat” or that they have zero talent and no reason to live, and still get away with it. He is brutally honest and gets paid millions for being an absolute dickhead. He also gets to **** hottie girlfriend and actress Terri Seymour and create/produce new reality television shows that the networks pay him excessively for such as his new show, “America’s Got Talent” on NBC. There is nothing bad about getting paid for being “American Idol’s” British ***hole.
Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell – Although all we get are the re-runs, Saved By The Bell is just as awesome in syndication the 50th time you watch the same episode. And even before Zach, Mark Paul Gosselaar, grew into his always-too-white Reeboks, he was always the man. Zach could pull off any scam and although it seemed he always got busted, Mr. Belding (the principle of course), was his boy for life. From dating on/off again cheerleader and pin-up Kelly Kapowski (Kimberly Amber Thiessen), to Screech’s (Dustin Diamond) hot blonde cousin, Zach always had more ladies than he knew what to do with. Despite having an over-sized cell phone, Zach had style (well at least back then when “Hypercolor” was in) and confidence beyond his years. He knew how to enjoy high school, never took anything too seriously, and kept the ladies coming after him, and Kelly “hottie” Kapwoski, in his back pocket.
A PimpWiz Exclusive By, Lauren Weiss
Eric from Entourage – The obvious character to wannabe in this popular series would be Vince, but in actuality, “E” is the one who has it made. Not only does he get the same perks that Vince gets from his stardom, but he is also the manager and the go-to-man when it comes to calling the shots. He is respected by his friends and the Hollywood community, and his role is to keep Vince and the high-life rolling. “E,” played by Kevin Connolly, is also a good looking dude that knows how to walk the line between being a ladies man, and never leaving his boys high and dry. In the most recent episode, Eric had a threesome with his smokin’ hot girlfriend Sloane, and her even hotter girlfriend Tori. Girls don’t give out threesomes everyday, especially for their boyfriends, but “E” has the power, the money and the looks to make his girlfriend and her friend’s panties drop.
Tony Soprano from The Sopranos – He eats what he wants, kills who he wants, ****s who he wants and still manages to be a family man. He is the perfect blend of gangster and NJ father, and let’s be honest, he is the boss and always rolls with at least 6 guys all packing heat and all missing the inner “remorse-mechanism.” Tony, played by James Gandolfini, has the car, the house, the hot daughter, the best self-employed job there is, and can make anyone **** their pants with just a raise of an eyebrow. He may not have the looks, but he has no trouble getting chicks at least 20 years younger than he is, and they are all pretty hot. It also doesn’t hurt that his office is over a strip club, talk about convenience.Simon Cowell from American Idol – At first, this may seem like a long-shot, but think about it…Simon is the only guy on cable television who can call a woman “fat” or that they have zero talent and no reason to live, and still get away with it. He is brutally honest and gets paid millions for being an absolute dickhead. He also gets to **** hottie girlfriend and actress Terri Seymour and create/produce new reality television shows that the networks pay him excessively for such as his new show, “America’s Got Talent” on NBC. There is nothing bad about getting paid for being “American Idol’s” British ***hole.
Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell – Although all we get are the re-runs, Saved By The Bell is just as awesome in syndication the 50th time you watch the same episode. And even before Zach, Mark Paul Gosselaar, grew into his always-too-white Reeboks, he was always the man. Zach could pull off any scam and although it seemed he always got busted, Mr. Belding (the principle of course), was his boy for life. From dating on/off again cheerleader and pin-up Kelly Kapowski (Kimberly Amber Thiessen), to Screech’s (Dustin Diamond) hot blonde cousin, Zach always had more ladies than he knew what to do with. Despite having an over-sized cell phone, Zach had style (well at least back then when “Hypercolor” was in) and confidence beyond his years. He knew how to enjoy high school, never took anything too seriously, and kept the ladies coming after him, and Kelly “hottie” Kapwoski, in his back pocket.A PimpWiz Exclusive By, Lauren Weiss
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