1. Every time the check comes she has to “freshen up.” Maybe on one date it can be coincidental, but not 8 in a row. At least reach for your purse, woman...Damn.

Here’s a good way to turn the tables and test this “freshen up” nonsense out. Turn the tables and go freshen up yourself. Tell her you have to go to the bathroom when you’ve finished dinner, the plates are cleared, and it is pretty much obvious that the bill is the next thing coming. Go into the stall and count to 69. If you come back and the check is still there, find someone else to date.

2. She still calls her father “Daddy.” The word “Daddy,” is not ok coming from a girl who is twenty-three. A girl at twenty-three saying “Daddy” denotes a well-to do father who gives his spoiled brat everything her little heart desires, and never says no. You will also never say no, or face the wrath of a vicious blow to the groin. I don’t care how hot the girl you are dating is, stop calling her. You will avoid much misery, torture, and black-balling from your friends. So keep your dignity and just say NO to “Daddy’s little princess.”


3. She suggests an outrageously priced restaurant on the first or second date. The guys who date frequently and have a clue are aware that there is a time and place to take a girl to a really nice, really expensive restaurant. We all know, however, that it’s not on a first or second date. Things should be casual when you are first getting to know someone, so when a woman drops a “Surf & Turf whammy” on Date #2 just know what you heading for.

4. She always wants to drive through the expensive neighborhoods. It’s not uncommon every now and then for people who don’t have money coming out of their rear, to drive through the rich neighborhoods drooling and masturbating to houses that are better suited as five star hotels. Taking a trip down “delusional lane” is not bad every once in a while, but not when your woman insists on driving through ALL the time. It’s symptomatic of a much larger problem she may have- an unhealthy obsession with money. Translation, something seeming innocent can get worse, so pick up on the signs, and nip it in the bud as she will always be looking for the "BBD"(The bigger, Better deal)


5.You know your an unattractive guy and your are dating a really hot chick.
Don't be an fool. If you look like Bill Moyer then she is probably not into y ou for your looks “Beauty and the Beast” was a work of fiction. If you are situated as above, you need to look in the mirror and give yourself a dose of reality because the woman you are dating isn’t really interested in you.If you HAVE to ask yourself this questions then there is probably an issue: Why is it that all of a sudden this really hot girl likes me, when I previously couldn’t dream of getting a girl like this before I got a lot of cash? You are doing yourself a favor, avoiding heartbreak, and saving yourself a bundle of cash in the process by investigating this.

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