"The icicles are melting away and the deep freeze of winter is finally subsiding. Weathermen give forecasts with a confident smile and point to a five-day grid with suns in sunglasses and 60 degrees written across each cloudless day. It is springtime and everyone is thankful for it.

Men in particular have been looking forward to this time of year for reasons that go beyond the temperature. Men have other things on their mind. Things that men have come to appreciate as the world begins to thaw out and heat up.

Read on to see what men love the most about spring.


1. White Pants. There is nothing sexier than a tight fitting pair of white jeans, capris, slacks, even skirts. Anything white on the bottom half of a firm girl is the biggest tease a man can experience. Especially when there are no panty-lines and you are left walking behind a white-pants lady for blocks, wondering if she is wearing a g-string or nothing at all. All that separates you from the answer is a thin piece of sheer fabric showing every curve and crevice. You’re lucky if she sits and a whale-tail appears at the top of her pants and reveals to you a thong for your viewing pleasure. Ah, the beauty of spring. Get your visual enjoyment in now before Labor Day comes and the white pants go back into storage.

2. Absolute Aphrodisiac. It seems as soon as the temperature goes from 59 to 60 degrees, women all over start to take it off. Sweaters and jackets become useless, and tiny tank tops and low-cut tees turn into more than nightclub ensemble and become accepted daytime apparel. Sweat, skin, straps, stilettos, sex, sex and sex. Spring is the only season that can be considered a natural and legitimate aphrodisiac. And if you make your moves during these few sexually enhanced months, you will find that more than just March will “come like a lion, and go out like a lamb.” Spring-flings are long awaited romps that have been on hold during the frigid winter. So come out of hibernation and literally break the ice.

3. Grillin’ and Chillin’. Men have an innate sense for when the time has arrived to fire up the grills, get out their ice-cold beers and fold out the reclining beach chairs. As cans of Bud are cracked and pounds of beef and pork and thrown onto re-awakened BBQs, there is a sense of peace among the male community. It is springtime; Time for lazy outdoor afternoons, baseball games and the smell of char-grilled Ball Park dogs in your own backyard. There is nothing better than a spring day buzz, throwing a football around while there is meat to be eaten and given...especially to hot chicks in white pants.

It is springtime and thus, it is time to get sprung. Enjoy the weather and remember to always bring protection…you never know when you might get a spring shower." [A PimpWiz Exclusive]

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