4.03.2006
Overheard in New york : The Voice of the City
Voted one of the 50 Coolest Sites of the Year, Top Blogs 2005 --Time Magazine. Overheard receives more than 55,000 unique visitors per day.The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: You can't make sh*t up like this.Only NYC can overhear things like:
He's Got an Urgent 1 O'Clock to Get To
Hobo: You have a quarter for a cup of coffee?
Suit: Excuse me, can't you see I'm on the phone?
Hobo: I don't have time for games!--42nd & 7th.
The Cream Cheese was...Perfectly Normal
Girl #1: Randy won't stop coming on my face.
Girl #2: ...Are you going to finish your bagel?--Waverly & University
V for Velveeta
Guy : So I was invited to a party at Natalie Portman's apartment, and--
Girl: Natalie Portman from The Facts Of Life?--46th & Vanderbilt
The Sphinx' Other Riddle
Ghetto guy #1: You got a Hasidic for a boss? Ha, ha, ha.
Ghetto guy #2: Yeah, that guy is cheap.
Ghetto guy #1: Yo. They got all the dough. All the dough...Dude wear the same clothes every day!
Ghetto guy #2: Ha, ha, ha. Yo, that m*therf*cker is cheap.
Ghetto guy #1: Same clothes, man. You got the little boy sh*t, the teenager sh*t, then the man sh*t. Three sets of clothes for the entire life. They got all the dough.--Verb, Williamsburg









