PimpWiz: Who's Responsible for Paris Hilton?

3.25.2006

Who's Responsible for Paris Hilton?

Come on you little skank, please stop making it so easy for US to make YOU look like an idiot! We know you're stupid, but wearing your stupidity on a tighty whitey? Look, at the ripe old age of 25, if you still don't know the difference between your and you're (and you printed it on a t-shirt), it's time to retire from the grind that is your empty life of whoring around the globe on your Grandfather's private jet.

I finally decided to ask the question. Who's fault is it that this talentless whore remains on the cover of magazines, in the news, and on TV? It's simple, since 1980 the world has been infatuated with young blonde woman from Manhattan with perky breasts and loose morals. Specifically, Lacey Underalls, the spoiled rich bitch from the movie Caddyshack.

Paris Hilton can't act, can't sing, has trouble with simple math, is rumored to have herpes, and based on this picture needs to get hooked on phonics, instead of the hardest and richest cock in the room. But she remains the queen of gossip. What's even scarier, is that someone hasn't stepped-in and sterilized this poor girl before she's allowed to produce an offspring to waste our precious oxygen.

Not a believer? Still not convinced? Here's an in-depth comparison between Paris Hilton and Lacey Underalls.

Let the battle between the spoiled blonde rich bitches begin!

And if you haven't seen Paris Hilton's acting debut, click here for a review.

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Link to this posted by Webmaster : 11:43 PM

Pimpin' Thoughts:

ha ha herpes!

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 10:41 AM

"I wanted [Paris' boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos] to be aware of it--that [Paris Hilton] had herpes. To make sure he didn't catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware]."

Event planner Brian Quintana in the Los Angeles' City News Service

Link to This posted by Brian Quintana : 10:47 AM

Is a night with Paris worth a lifelong itch in your groin? Be careful out there, boys and girls. And raccoons. And dogs. And every other living thing that Paris Hilton would probably have sex with.

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 11:11 AM

Well I guess that should put the lid back on all those vicious Paris is a ho comments.

Okay, maybe not. Ho it up Paris, ho it up. Just keep that critter off me.

Before or after Rick Solomon? Hmmm

Link to This posted by Sheva : 11:31 AM

Like everyone else I assume Paris, Tara Reid, Lindsay Hohan, Kimberly Stewart, and the Olsen Twins are all living sacks of disease.

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 12:58 PM

Now that this is public knowledge, anyone want to bet with me when this bitch kills herself?

Not like she can just go and get a new nose and cheeks and all will be well in Hilton Rich Bitch La-La Land. (you should see the before shots)

Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving....

I predict, a pill overdose in under 90 days... But hey, I am morbid like that when it comes to skanky billionair daughters...

Then again, having her clam all over the internet never embarrased her so maybe she is so rich she is above being humilliated by a non-curable STD...

Link to This posted by azcoyote : 1:39 PM

she probably has AIDS too.

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 3:51 PM

http://pimpwiz.com/parishilton.shtml

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 4:42 PM

think herpes will slow this stupid slut down? no way. they will just be red oozing speed bumps.

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 7:49 AM

oh i love it! great article. i just sent it to all my frat brothers. caddyshack never left our dvd player jr. year

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 1:09 PM

so funnnnnny. fantastic article!!! that bitch is so dumb.

Link to This posted by Anonymous : 8:27 PM