2.14.2006
"Make Breaking Up With Her Easier on You" By, Samara O’Shea
A PimpWiz Exclusive: 
"Gentleman, I have come to help you be less of a bad guy the next time you find yourselves in the head-heartbreakers seat. Now, I can’t make this process completely pain proof—they don’t call it a break up for nothing—but I’d like to see you walk away unharmed.
Just so You Know: The meanest thing you can do is stop calling altogether. I know it’s not what you want to hear, but women are creatures whose chemical make-up requires closure. Giving them something, anything is better than nothing. Leaving her alone with no answers is probably the fastest way to having your e-mail account sabotaged and to getting your car keyed. I mean do what you have to do, but I thought you should know.
She’s Back: You can always tell her you’re getting back together with your ex-girlfriend. She’ll be shocked at first, but there’s something about this reason that’s not personal. It’s not like you’re rejecting her directly, it’s that you have this unsettled relationship that existed long before you met her and you need to deal with it. Otherwise it’ll haunt you forever. Surely she’ll understand. If you really are getting back together with your ex and you’re feeling especially brave then invite the two of them into a threesome for complete closure. I met (last night actually) a woman who was willing to do this when the guy broke it off with her—so you never know.
The Future is Not Ours: Since women are always wondering where a relationship is headed, telling her you don’t see a future will stop it dead in its tracks. Most women don’t want to ride the train to nowhere, and it’ll be clear that you’ve put a great deal of thought into her needs: “I’m sorry, I just don’t see a future here. We’ve got a great chemistry but we can’t build a lasting relationship on that, and I wouldn’t want to continue without knowing this is headed in a solid direction. I feel terrible, but I would hate to waste your time.”
It’s Not You It’s Me: Don’t actually say that because it’s so hack, but keep the concept—a little self- deprecation goes a long way.
Blame everything on you:
You are such a great girl and I just can’t get my shit together.
I am such an idiot and wish I could be the man that you need.
I’m sorry I’m so screwed up.
I am probably making a huge mistake, but I do stupid stuff like this all the time.
Another Thing You Should Know: If you know you’re going to end things with her then you probably shouldn’t have sex. You not wanting sex will be her first clue that something is wrong and she’ll start building up a defense system. Now, if you break-up with her and she wants to have break-up sex, then go for it. Consider it your reward for being tactful."
Put it on Paper: Never underestimate the power of words in print. A well-worded break-up letter can be filled with sentiments so beautiful she won’t realize what’s happening. If you need help doing this then visit, LetterLover.net.
Samara O'Shea has worked in publishing for the past five years. She put her writing and entrepreneurial skills to good use in April 2005 with the launch of her Web site.
"Giving dissatified lovers an easy out everywhere...LetterLover.net"
[Via PimpWiz.com]
"Gentleman, I have come to help you be less of a bad guy the next time you find yourselves in the head-heartbreakers seat. Now, I can’t make this process completely pain proof—they don’t call it a break up for nothing—but I’d like to see you walk away unharmed.
Just so You Know: The meanest thing you can do is stop calling altogether. I know it’s not what you want to hear, but women are creatures whose chemical make-up requires closure. Giving them something, anything is better than nothing. Leaving her alone with no answers is probably the fastest way to having your e-mail account sabotaged and to getting your car keyed. I mean do what you have to do, but I thought you should know.
She’s Back: You can always tell her you’re getting back together with your ex-girlfriend. She’ll be shocked at first, but there’s something about this reason that’s not personal. It’s not like you’re rejecting her directly, it’s that you have this unsettled relationship that existed long before you met her and you need to deal with it. Otherwise it’ll haunt you forever. Surely she’ll understand. If you really are getting back together with your ex and you’re feeling especially brave then invite the two of them into a threesome for complete closure. I met (last night actually) a woman who was willing to do this when the guy broke it off with her—so you never know.
The Future is Not Ours: Since women are always wondering where a relationship is headed, telling her you don’t see a future will stop it dead in its tracks. Most women don’t want to ride the train to nowhere, and it’ll be clear that you’ve put a great deal of thought into her needs: “I’m sorry, I just don’t see a future here. We’ve got a great chemistry but we can’t build a lasting relationship on that, and I wouldn’t want to continue without knowing this is headed in a solid direction. I feel terrible, but I would hate to waste your time.”
It’s Not You It’s Me: Don’t actually say that because it’s so hack, but keep the concept—a little self- deprecation goes a long way.
Blame everything on you:
You are such a great girl and I just can’t get my shit together.
I am such an idiot and wish I could be the man that you need.
I’m sorry I’m so screwed up.
I am probably making a huge mistake, but I do stupid stuff like this all the time.
Another Thing You Should Know: If you know you’re going to end things with her then you probably shouldn’t have sex. You not wanting sex will be her first clue that something is wrong and she’ll start building up a defense system. Now, if you break-up with her and she wants to have break-up sex, then go for it. Consider it your reward for being tactful."
Put it on Paper: Never underestimate the power of words in print. A well-worded break-up letter can be filled with sentiments so beautiful she won’t realize what’s happening. If you need help doing this then visit, LetterLover.net.
Samara O'Shea has worked in publishing for the past five years. She put her writing and entrepreneurial skills to good use in April 2005 with the launch of her Web site.
"Giving dissatified lovers an easy out everywhere...LetterLover.net"
[Via PimpWiz.com]
