12.05.2005
What She Really Means...
"At long last... The Men's ultimate Guide to what a woman really means when
she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. .
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important." [Via neystadt.org]
The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: Pay heed to these words as interperting the female language can be very dangerous if done incorrectly.
**Disclaimer**We realize this article is based in generalities and that women are not all the same and they are all unique , sexy, intelligent, thoughtful and amazing! (forgive us yet ;-)
Oh and we forgot to mention, We are Wrong, Very Sorry and it won't happen again!
she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. .
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important." [Via neystadt.org]
The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: Pay heed to these words as interperting the female language can be very dangerous if done incorrectly.
**Disclaimer**We realize this article is based in generalities and that women are not all the same and they are all unique , sexy, intelligent, thoughtful and amazing! (forgive us yet ;-)
Oh and we forgot to mention, We are Wrong, Very Sorry and it won't happen again!
Pimpin' Thoughts:
(The answer to "What's Wrong?")
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
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The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam
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