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12.04.2005

The "Get Busy Gift Guide" By, Liberator.com


For: Missionary Men

You know the type: loves golf and the great outdoors. Already owns the Sopranos DVD box set, countless man-gadgets and every electronic device available.

We recommend: Whether he's your oldest brother or your best man, he'll appreciate the ingenuity of the Wedge/Ramp Combo. Starting at $160.

For: Neatniks & Clean Queens

Her kitchen is spotless. You suspect there might be a tiger beneath that kittenish demeanor, but she's your sister (or sister-in-law), and you really don't want to know that much information.

We recommend: The Fascinator Throe was made exactly for Type A personalities, with a moisture barrier to catch all forms of sexy overflow. Starting at $85.


For: Kama Sutra Couples

They do everything together. He's in touch with his feminine side, she's into all that spiritual balance and feng shui jazz. After a few glasses of Pinot, they love to wax philosophical.

We recommend: Liberator Esse is the perfect creative playground for exploratory lovers with a penchant for the ancient love arts. Starting at $395.

For: Erotic Gamers


He's always been dubbed "the wild one." A thrill-seeker, he loves action flicks and snowboards while everyone else skis. Since you can't afford the Aston Martin he's been eyeing…

We recommend: : A Black Label Scoop would suit this stunt man well. A rocking platform for him to perform mighty sexual feats, plus plenty of restraints for his x-rated adventures. Starting at $245. FREE Wedge ($65 value) included.


For: 68 Years Old and Still Likes to 69


He might be nearing 70, but thanks to Viagra, he's got the sex drive of a 17-year old and plenty of time to exercise it. She's friskier than ever and...wait a second--did she just grab his ass?!

We recommend: Liberator Ramp offers support in all the right places for folks like your parents (yes, we said your parents), who might be young at heart and not-so-limber in the joints. Starting at $115.

For: Miss Mistletoe

A.K.A. Babycakes, Hunny Bunny, Kitten. She’s the gal who loves getting all dolled up and gorgeous for you. Red nails, glossy lips, thigh high stockings and F-me pumps.

We recommend: Liberator Bustier and Bra set is a lace-up satin number you’ll love to un-lace on Christmas Eve. Starting at $145.
For: Animal Lovers

Her bathroom is leopard print, her couch is tiger-striped, and her bedroom…well, it’s a jungle in there. If it’s animal-printed, she’s bought it, buying it or coveting it.

We recommend: Liberator Cube comes in five feline prints—Leopard, Tiger, WhiteTiger, JungleCat and SnowCat—for the pickiest of animal aficionados. It also camouflages as a swanky ottoman when not in use. Starting at $100." [Via Liberator.com]

The PimpWiz.com Bottom Line: Do yourself and your woman a favor and liberate-her!








Pimpin' Thoughts:


Unfortunately, Liberator.com does not pay their bills. We provided them more than $60,000 worth of sales and they still haven't paid us our commissions. Do not trust this company.
 



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