11.08.2005
**Exclusive** How to Lose a Girl in Ten Seconds
"Surprisingly most guys lose a woman’s interest within the first few seconds of meeting her. All it takes is one comment, one word, one look that doesn’t sit well with her, and your potential hook-up is not getting down, and definitely not going down. You may not even know you have done it. 
You just stand there wondering why you are staring at the back of her head walking away and not at the back of her head in you lap…and you think what the hell did I do wrong? Well…here is a start.
1. If you don’t know her name, don’t pretend to. When you introduce yourself, take a momentary pause from staring at her rack, and listen to her, GET HER NAME. Process it. Remember it. If for some reason you miss it, can’t hear it or somehow in ten seconds forget it, ask her again politely and apologize that you didn’t get it earlier. Then use it. Address her by her name, finish a question with her name, and introduce her to your friends with it. There is nothing worse than calling a girl by the wrong name, even if it is close, it doesn’t matter. Lindsey is not Lauren, Hallie is not Allie. You say it wrong once, and you are done. She will smile, say her goodbye and then laugh at you from across the bar with her girls. Knowing her name is the key to opening the door to the land of opportunity, of even having a chance with her…and you might want to know her name for later use at home, to say it back to her when she is uncontrollably screaming out yours.
2. Make sure you have NEVER hit on the SAME girl before. Believe it or not, this happens, and often. Even in New York City, a vast, enormous metropolis, people run in the same circles and it is a smaller world than you think. You might say, “Wow that chick is hot,” and make your way through the crowd to meet her. And when you do you think, by the huge smile on her face, “This is going great.” Meanwhile she is smiling a “long time no see” and “remember that drunken night when we did it on my kitchen table last summer”-smile and you have no recollection of it (thanks to Captain Morgan and his friend Jose Cuervo).
But you can’t blame The Captain and Jose for your memory slip when you introduce yourself to her as if you have never seen her before…and even though you suddenly vaguely remember slapping that ass, it’s too late. Consider yourself a lucky man if she hasn’t slapped you in the face within your first and last ten seconds.
3. DO NOT bring up the ex-girlfriend in the first few minutes of getting acquainted. For example, upon hearing her name, do not pull up your shirt to reveal a tattoo of her name and say “my ex’s name is Lauren, I hope she dies…” no matter how angry you are. It is scary and creepy, and well, she really won’t care if you have to live the rest of your life with her name on your shoulder blade. That was your poor decision. Girls like to think they are the only woman that matters in a moment of introduction to a potential mate. If you bring up an ex that quickly, she knows you are not completely over them, and if the first several moments of your meeting is filled with “that cheating bitch” or even “oh my ex-girlfriend went to school there too,” she can just imagine how fun that relationship would be. Regardless of your pained ex-past or your small ex-world commonalties, don’t bring her up, unless of course she is down for a threesome.
Women are creatures of intuition. In ten seconds they can pick up on a lot more than you think…they can sense if you’re confident, happy, sincere, intelligent. So be yourself, use her name, make sure this is your first attempt at hitting that “specific” ass, and stick to conversations that are not generic, but be careful not to over-share. If you make it to the eleventh second and she hasn’t already excused herself from your presence, congratulations. She wants you for “something”, and lasting for more than ten seconds during that may just be a bit more challenging." [Via PimpWiz.com]
Check out these other PimpWiz.com exclusives from Lauren Weiss:
"It’s Halloween Again, This Year Go Home with Something Sweet
"What Her Drink Says About Her"
"Top 5 Ways to Get a Hot Girl From the Club to your Apartment"
"So You Got Her Digits, Now What?"
For more on the inner workings of women everywhere:
""Games Women Play” By, Lauren Harvey
"The Electronic Booty-Call : By, P.F.
What Women Want From Men By, Kate Welsh
An Open Letter to Western Men - By, Gregory Concord
You just stand there wondering why you are staring at the back of her head walking away and not at the back of her head in you lap…and you think what the hell did I do wrong? Well…here is a start.1. If you don’t know her name, don’t pretend to. When you introduce yourself, take a momentary pause from staring at her rack, and listen to her, GET HER NAME. Process it. Remember it. If for some reason you miss it, can’t hear it or somehow in ten seconds forget it, ask her again politely and apologize that you didn’t get it earlier. Then use it. Address her by her name, finish a question with her name, and introduce her to your friends with it. There is nothing worse than calling a girl by the wrong name, even if it is close, it doesn’t matter. Lindsey is not Lauren, Hallie is not Allie. You say it wrong once, and you are done. She will smile, say her goodbye and then laugh at you from across the bar with her girls. Knowing her name is the key to opening the door to the land of opportunity, of even having a chance with her…and you might want to know her name for later use at home, to say it back to her when she is uncontrollably screaming out yours.
2. Make sure you have NEVER hit on the SAME girl before. Believe it or not, this happens, and often. Even in New York City, a vast, enormous metropolis, people run in the same circles and it is a smaller world than you think. You might say, “Wow that chick is hot,” and make your way through the crowd to meet her. And when you do you think, by the huge smile on her face, “This is going great.” Meanwhile she is smiling a “long time no see” and “remember that drunken night when we did it on my kitchen table last summer”-smile and you have no recollection of it (thanks to Captain Morgan and his friend Jose Cuervo).
But you can’t blame The Captain and Jose for your memory slip when you introduce yourself to her as if you have never seen her before…and even though you suddenly vaguely remember slapping that ass, it’s too late. Consider yourself a lucky man if she hasn’t slapped you in the face within your first and last ten seconds.
3. DO NOT bring up the ex-girlfriend in the first few minutes of getting acquainted. For example, upon hearing her name, do not pull up your shirt to reveal a tattoo of her name and say “my ex’s name is Lauren, I hope she dies…” no matter how angry you are. It is scary and creepy, and well, she really won’t care if you have to live the rest of your life with her name on your shoulder blade. That was your poor decision. Girls like to think they are the only woman that matters in a moment of introduction to a potential mate. If you bring up an ex that quickly, she knows you are not completely over them, and if the first several moments of your meeting is filled with “that cheating bitch” or even “oh my ex-girlfriend went to school there too,” she can just imagine how fun that relationship would be. Regardless of your pained ex-past or your small ex-world commonalties, don’t bring her up, unless of course she is down for a threesome.
Women are creatures of intuition. In ten seconds they can pick up on a lot more than you think…they can sense if you’re confident, happy, sincere, intelligent. So be yourself, use her name, make sure this is your first attempt at hitting that “specific” ass, and stick to conversations that are not generic, but be careful not to over-share. If you make it to the eleventh second and she hasn’t already excused herself from your presence, congratulations. She wants you for “something”, and lasting for more than ten seconds during that may just be a bit more challenging." [Via PimpWiz.com]
Check out these other PimpWiz.com exclusives from Lauren Weiss:
"It’s Halloween Again, This Year Go Home with Something Sweet
"What Her Drink Says About Her"
"Top 5 Ways to Get a Hot Girl From the Club to your Apartment"
"So You Got Her Digits, Now What?"
For more on the inner workings of women everywhere:
""Games Women Play” By, Lauren Harvey
"The Electronic Booty-Call : By, P.F.
What Women Want From Men By, Kate Welsh
An Open Letter to Western Men - By, Gregory Concord
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