10.17.2005
Rapper 50 Cent introduces 50 Scent By, John Breneman
"Imagine the dangerous aroma of a freshly fired 9mm semiautomatic handgun. Blend in the rich, pungent aroma of a burlap sack stuffed with $100 bills. Now add a delightfully naughty whiff of urban skank ho.
Introducing 50 Scent -- a gangsta-licious new fragrance created by platinum-toothed rapper 50 Cent.
Just dab some on your neck, behind your ear and all around your groin area to drive the ladies wild. Or slather some on that unsightly machete scar to make old wounds with sizzle with brutish sensuality.
"Mr. 50 is a smart businessman. He know he can slap his name and picture on any damn thing and sell millions," said a high-ranking member of the rapper's entourage, pausing briefly to shoot a young man who got too close to 50 Cent's security phalanx.
"I mean just look at P. Diddy. That (bleep) can go the bathroom, take a big old crap and sell it for $100. Call it P. Shizzle."
Negotiations are reportedly under way to create a whole line of 50 Cent products ranging from guns, knives and numchucks to bath beads, potpourri and exfoliating creams. Coming soon: a hedonistic aftershave with complimentary straight razor.
50 Scent is available at a perfume counter near you. Manufacturer's suggested retail price: 50 Dollar.." [Via HumorGazette.com]
If you didnt realize yet...This is a joke! Pretty funny though...J-Peso
Introducing 50 Scent -- a gangsta-licious new fragrance created by platinum-toothed rapper 50 Cent.Just dab some on your neck, behind your ear and all around your groin area to drive the ladies wild. Or slather some on that unsightly machete scar to make old wounds with sizzle with brutish sensuality.
"Mr. 50 is a smart businessman. He know he can slap his name and picture on any damn thing and sell millions," said a high-ranking member of the rapper's entourage, pausing briefly to shoot a young man who got too close to 50 Cent's security phalanx.
"I mean just look at P. Diddy. That (bleep) can go the bathroom, take a big old crap and sell it for $100. Call it P. Shizzle."
Negotiations are reportedly under way to create a whole line of 50 Cent products ranging from guns, knives and numchucks to bath beads, potpourri and exfoliating creams. Coming soon: a hedonistic aftershave with complimentary straight razor.
50 Scent is available at a perfume counter near you. Manufacturer's suggested retail price: 50 Dollar.." [Via HumorGazette.com]
If you didnt realize yet...This is a joke! Pretty funny though...J-Peso
