Okay, no matter how rich, successful, or attractive you may be, you have a huge weakness-- women. When you are in a bar, be wary of any woman that approaches you if you are flossin’ at the bar. Women are smart; we know our powers, and we use them willingly. I am a lesbian, but when I am in a straight bar,

I know my drinks are taken care of. Let me give you a little scenario: I walk into a club, looking hot, and I adjust my cleavage to make it more visible. You are a slick brotha at the bar, sipping on some expensive liquor, and chatting it up with your buddies. I walk over to the bar, looking pissed off. I smile at you, and you smile back… I ask how you are doing, and you respond, and ask me the same. Well, I explain, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to meet me here, and she didn’t show up, but she owes me money. So, I can’t drink until she gets here, and I am pissed that she’s late.

Of course, then, you ask me if I’m gay. And, of course I say no… I am bisexual, or so I say, and your eyes widen. This is where you buy me a drink. We have a drink together, and the entire time, I talk about sex-- with men, with women, positions, funny stories… You think you have hit the jackpot, I am this hot, horny, freaky woman that is getting drunker by the minute. I finish my drink, and look at my watch.

My ex still isn’t here, I mention by-the-way. We talk for a minute longer, and you order me another drink. This goes on until I am drunk, and I thank you, and leave (after you ask for my number and I get yours instead). Then, I go to the lesbian club, and party it up with hot women while you keep shoveling out drinks all night. This gives “the little head thinking for the big head” a whole new meaning, don’t you think?."

How about this simple solution, boys-- get some pride and don't buy a drink for every girl who has hot tits or a nice ass. Or, if you insist on buying drinks for random girls, then buy the drinks without expecting anything in return from the girl- do it as a good deed, rather than an exchange for flirtation or sex. But, I know you all well, and I know you aren't the type to do a good deed without anyhing in return...So, in that case, just try and keep your pride within reach-- wait for a girl you get a connection with to buy her a drink-- and if she doesnt show up, hang out with the fellas, close your tab, and go home. Your wallet will be very grateful. Via PimpWiz.com

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