"It's late. You’re drunk. You’re alone, Motorola in hand. Until a little over a year ago, we’d actually have to own an extra set of balls to dial your not-so-significant last call lover. Now, we’re allowed to hide behind our cell phones and send suggestive one-liners to avoid any type of confrontation or in some unfortunate cases, rejection.

If you’re a recipient of an electronic booty-call, congratulations - you’re gonna get some action. You can ignore them if curiosity isn’t there, not to mention it’s entertaining to show all of your friends the next day how bad someone wanted it… As far as I’m concerned, if you’re on the receiving end, it’s a win win.

Flip side – the “Texter”. If you’re confident and quirky, by all means send over those sweet and raunchy messages to my number. But don’t be careless. In general, most of us think that when sex is offered, there presumably is a ready and willing party at the receiving end. If a response hasn’t been generated in 5 to 10 minutes, which can often seem like an eternity after 11 Jack and Cokes, temptation to send a follow-up starts to creep. BACK AWAY FROM THE PHONE. 99% of the time you’re left empty inboxed, your potential victim is not on a call, not in the bathroom, or traveling to Botswana. Simple: Your beat.

Word of advice to the fella’s: be brief and direct. I’m REALLY sure you want to know how my day was at 3:58am on a Wednesday… Do us a favor and let us know where, when, and if anything requires AA batteries.

For your texting pleasure - pun partially intended, the below have encouraged sleep-overs:

• Found my handcuffs…

• Don’t you want to know what the rest of me looks like?

In 3 separate texts:

• (1) Lets… (2) Get… (3) Naked.

What goes on between your message and the alarm clock is up to you." [Via Pimpwiz.com Exclusive]
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