1.19.2005
Airplanes with Casinos!
Be a High Roller high above the ground...
"You'll have two ways to get lucky on a Virgin flight," says Sir Richard Branson, the chairman of Virgin Atlantic Airways, referring to the built in casinos and bedroom suites. This new SUPER-PLANE has it all!!
Some of the possible features and characteristics of the new GIGANTIC airliner include:
- Casinos
- Double Bed Suites
- 240 feet in length and with a 262-foot wingspan
- 800 passenger capacity
- stand-up lounges
- staterooms
- eliminiation of shared armrests
- Wi-Fi Hookups
- Bigger Windows
Here's what I would like to see, if they have any additional room:
- Jacuzzi with glass bottom for giving bathers a view of the ground below and giving the ground below a view of your bottom
- "Yan Can Cook" Viewing Rooms
- A Price is Right Plinko board
- Giant Rotary Phones, that don't work.
- Meter long hot dogs









